"I'm the Emperor, so I'mma just gonna go kiss someone else's fiance on their wedding night."
Just when I think the Emperor might have a chance at redeeming himself, he goes and digs six feet further down. What a egotistical turd.
The translation was a lot better than some uploads I've read that didn't claim to use machine translation, so please continue! I appreciate the notes, but they're better off under the panel instead of in a speech bubble.
I believe the word you're looking for is sniping and you did quite good, actually readable. I've read too many illegible or just straight MTL to be thinking this is horrible ;p