I guess I should have realized the voyeurism of GL was a running theme for this and not just a character trait that gets grown out of and portrayed as the creepy, socially maladjusted behavior that it is. The "I'm not gay but I think two girls are so (insert generalization meant to sound positive here)" characters are the worst for encouraging this type of thinking. "Yuri wingmen/appreciatior" characters need to stop existing, it's fucking weird.