There are dozens of us!Omg! My Evil God Girlfriend? I loved reading that!!
To be fair, everyone involved in the creation of Hitoha was like, "Well, this is a problem so we should separate you from Hitoha so that she doesn't date you" and not "You need to marry her or else." And she also has already very politely turned Hitoha down and asked to try to be friends instead and Hitoha was sad, but did accept it.So the story is basically "sorry kid, I made a gay computer and now you need to marry it else it's gonna go all Terminator on us."
They literally just met. What's wrong with her politely turning Hitoha down?"I love you!"
"Let's be friend, okay?"
The author can absolutely go fuck themselves.