On the one hand, this is fun and hilarious, alongside being fun and intriguing, to the point where I very much look forward to the next chapter, but it's also absolutely terrifying in equal measure. A computer having such power, over all technology, on a Global Scale, is terrifying, especially when imagining it happening (in the sense of it having so much control) for us ourselves. Granted, I think both "AI" (if you can truly call it that) itself and the idea that "An AI Apocalypse can/will totally happen guys!" (as pushed by AI "Godfathers"/Experts) are both grifts to try and keep an unsustainable bubble from imploding, but the idea is mortifying nonetheless.