Everyday I thank God for making me a 🚬 (british slang for cigar). Everyday I look up to the skies and thank the Lord in heaven for making me a girl who likes girls. Amen, I say, Amen!
Can you even read the holy scripture (yuri) and say "thats me fr fr"? Can you? When you go shopping with your girlfriend, do you have to stand outside the makeup store, pathetically waiting for her? Instead of going in with her and later making out in your new lipsticks? Can you?
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