Wait hold on a sec, wtf is this!? Last I checked you were a cute anime waifu! Now suddenly you became a hardcore smoking manly man!?
Do you eat nails and talk like Duke Nukem now!?
Ive got delicious little seeds and other gourmet duck feed for you inside this unmarked white van. Dont worry, it isnt a ploy to kidnap and cook you into a delicious meal so @TheTopAdventure can make me a hat. Whaaat?
Sorry to burst y'all bubble thoughts.