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Riddle me this, wagyu beef. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

hooray! girls are allowed to bite other girls necks and drink as much blood as they want

I really hate how cleaning products make it so hard to tell what the fuck they are. The packaging is always filled with the brand in bigass text in the middle and "ur clothes are gonna smell soo good" and then in the tiniest text possible hidden somewhere in the packaging is what the fuck the product actually is.

How many fucking times have I had to ask my parents which product is fabric softener and which product is soap when going to wash my clothes? I hope whoever came up with that got publicly hanged and theres a recording of it somewhere for me to watch it thousands of times on loop

wasabi is so good.

I really wish I had some watermelon slices or a tray of chocolate chip cookies😓

99 is a good number

Advance notice
I will be taking a two-week break in the second half of January for a trip to Japan.
(I’m planning to visit the aquarium from The Fragrant Flower Blooms With Dignity!)

Been reading "Yugami-kun ni wa Tomodachi ga inai"

Really good so far, and hilarious too.

why can u see what someone is currently reading #relatable #embarrasing

Oh wow! Your profile pic is something I hadn’t seen in a long time…

@Angry_Panda gonna see people gathering like this and ask "pie or cake?" just to make sure

What

i love selfless heroic hackers so much. AHHHHHHHH! LIGHT MY AHH ON FIRE!

touhou doujin music is weird because it sounds weird and feels weird and is weird but then i get the beat hit on me and it hits me and keeps hitting me and hits hits hits hits hits hits all over me and i start liking it a lot

now i just need 1000 strike reactions to get back to 0 score (New Game+)

Comment down below whats ur favorite slur 👇 (dont worry, I wont tell the moderators...)

shibari if it was awesome

Japan has a ton of cup ramen and instant ramen brands, so when I moved here, I picked up a new hobby: trying one brand/flavor of instant ramen once a month. (normal, udon, soba, whatever)
Just one pack/cup, once a month.

I'm no picky eater, so up till now it's been just "yeah, it's ramen alright".
Maybe one was slightly spicy, or salty, or thick. But overall, it's whatever.
But for this month's instant ramen, I was like

"why does the broth smell like piss?"

missed an event

i really should checked message apps more often.