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I'm going to be touch and go for the next month or so here because my father suddenly died in an accident. All I'll say is... it was bad. Very, very bad.

🎂

Right, update on the laptop keyboard. IT IS FIXED!! Small dents are seen and the caps are a lot smaller but the built in keyboard is fixed (and minor scratches from opening it).

Weekly status update: I have 2 missing assignments, and I have no motivation to do them. I am ready for Harvard.

cook breakfast on your robot girlfriend's heatsinks after getting her flustered

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taking my slime girlfriend to the hospital cuz she ate a silica gel dessicant packet and is shriveling up

Yuri Lover

Oi

Riddle me this, wagyu beef. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

hooray! girls are allowed to bite other girls necks and drink as much blood as they want

I really hate how cleaning products make it so hard to tell what the fuck they are. The packaging is always filled with the brand in bigass text in the middle and "ur clothes are gonna smell soo good" and then in the tiniest text possible hidden somewhere in the packaging is what the fuck the product actually is.

How many fucking times have I had to ask my parents which product is fabric softener and which product is soap when going to wash my clothes? I hope whoever came up with that got publicly hanged and theres a recording of it somewhere for me to watch it thousands of times on loop

wasabi is so good.

I really wish I had some watermelon slices or a tray of chocolate chip cookies😓

99 is a good number

Advance notice
I will be taking a two-week break in the second half of January for a trip to Japan.
(I’m planning to visit the aquarium from The Fragrant Flower Blooms With Dignity!)

Been reading "Yugami-kun ni wa Tomodachi ga inai"

Really good so far, and hilarious too.

why can u see what someone is currently reading #relatable #embarrasing