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did someone use a fucking monkey's paw to give me power i suddenly got significantly sicker today after being pretty much fine yesterday
Man, shame account deletion here ain't that easy, I was just going to post like "yeah I'm gonna delete this account on May 19 2027" and that would've been funny but alas
Wearing contacts again made me see once more how dark my eyes are, they're like, amateurishly drawn, it's like those big beady eyes you see plushies have
It’s 4 a.m. here. I’ve just admitted one of my dogs to a veterinary hospital for monitoring and some tests. He’s had three seizures in the past 24 hours. The last two happened at 12:15 a.m. and 2:30 a.m., which is just too close together. He’s on medication, but it doesn’t seem to be keeping the seizures under control... It’s not my first rodeo with aging dogs, but... ugh.
updated girlrotting physical appearance for those keeping track at home
- tall
- long hair
- flat
- causes uncontrollable weeping upon viewing her face
- expunged from your memory the moment she leaves your field of view
- causes plants to quickly grow around her feet as she takes a step only for them to wither and die when her foot leaves the ground again
- glasses
i .... need .... bigger ... boobs .!!!!!!!!! my stupid cutting board life!!!!!
I just thought that it'd be nice if I got picked up by the back of my neck like a kitten and carried around
Unrelated, but I'm curious to what's gonna happen the first time I drink something with alcohol... My brother got the normal drunk genes from my mom, maybe I got the weird drunk genes from my dad, I'm pretty curious
Unrelated, but I'm curious to what's gonna happen the first time I drink something with alcohol... My brother got the normal drunk genes from my mom, maybe I got the weird drunk genes from my dad, I'm pretty curious
I am tired.
Typhoeus typhussy's
if you draw splatoon art and DON'T make their nipples the same color as their ink i think there is something profoundly and fundamentally wrong with you