How to become smarter?

[pandascepter]

dw m8. we sleep all day

 

[Cloverfieldo]

Wear glasses and always be holding a book.
But a warning, your brain will become so big you will need to use a wheelchair, since your legs won't be able to hold your gigantic brain

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[Zblurth]

learn french.

joke aside what is the appeal of french to non french speaker ? like we are pretty a pretty boring language when it come not daily conversation (well like many language but we speak in a monotone voice and sometime pretty fast lol)

 

[pandascepter]

joke aside what is the appeal of french to non french speaker ? like we are pretty a pretty boring language when it come not daily conversation (well like many language but we speak in a monotone voice and sometime pretty fast lol)

omelette du fromage.

 

[Zblurth]

omelette du fromage.

I was wondering what to eat lol, will do that next time my stomach call for my attention

 

[BlackGeneral]

Thank for all your advices
I'm a French speaking evil genius in a wheelchair with a giant head holding a book now

 

[pandascepter]

Thank for all your advices
I'm a French speaking evil genius in a wheelchair with a giant head holding a book now

damn big bren moment

 

[Cloverfieldo]

what is her name? she is cute

 

[BakedBanana]

what is her name? she is cute

Rottytops.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Fun fact: I wrote this some days before my e girlfriend delete all her accounts out of nowhere, was big sad for a long time it's why I didn't come back

 

[Manko-sensei]

Fun fact: I wrote this some days before my e girlfriend delete all her accounts out of nowhere, was big sad for a long time it's why I didn't come back

According to bad authors becoming smarter means killing those that are smarter than you, because you reduce the gap that way. Of course, that's a fundational principle for any Idiocrazy.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Also don't be her, you can't raise her INT value (but she can be your doggo):

 

[medalion]

Have you tried jelqing yet? (NSFW)

Now you only need to mention to women how difficult daily tasks become for you due to your massive schlödinger always getting in the way. They'll be smitten forever.

 

[robertelch]

Get a lobotomy. It won't make you smarter, but you'll worry about it less

 

[Bireus]

You can also tell the sperm giving father to be smarter or have sexual relations with a different mother so you're at a genetically superior advantage.

 

[Manko-sensei]

You can also tell the sperm giving father to be smarter or have sexual relations with a different mother so you're at a genetically superior advantage.

From the way I'm rereading this seems like you're asking for incest or DILF/MILF.

 

[Bireus]

From the way I'm rereading this seems like you're asking for incest or DILF/MILF.

no no no. Go to the past and tell em to do better so you can inherit better. If anything it sounds more like eugenics.

 

[Manko-sensei]

no no no. Go to the past and tell em to do better so you can inherit better. If anything it sounds more like eugenics.

If only eugenics were real...

 

[UnnamedPlayer]

Take cafeine or nicotin. Not too much because being both smart and dead is not nice.