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My name is John MangaDex. I'm 22 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Fed-kun army, where all the defaulters are, and I am not married, although I have an orange cat that won't shut up. I work as a librarian for the local bookstore, and I get home every day by 5 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink (coffee). I'm in bed when the servers are fixed (never), and try to at least get 3 hours of sleep when they do. After reading a nice manga and messing around on the forums for about forty minutes, I usually have problems sleeping. I even wake up fatigued and stressed in the morning. Though I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I try to not trouble myself with server problems, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with MangaDex, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to have to fix the servers, I wouldn't lose.
 
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My name is John MangaDex. I'm 22 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Fed-kun army, where all the defaulters are, and I am not married, although I have an orange cat that won't shut up. I work as a librarian for the local bookstore, and I get home every day by 5 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink (coffee). I'm in bed when the servers are fixed (never), and try to at least get 3 hours of sleep when they do. After reading a nice manga and messing around on the forums for about forty minutes, I usually have problems sleeping. I even wake up fatigued and stressed in the morning. Though I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I try to not trouble myself with server problems, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with MangaDex, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to have to fix the servers, I wouldn't lose.
There's an idea of a John MangaDex. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you could shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe, you can even sense that our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 
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Evil.

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
 
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Evil.

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
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