Now every human on planet earth can agree the shape and sight of a human penis is just grotesque and unsightly unless you're horny out of your mind.
If only God designed the human penis to be a phallic shape that's universally appreciated simular to that of perky breasts and butts that both sexes appreciate.
Which brings us to this story's premise where you get a magical dick that can do anything and it's cute, logically it's an upgrade in every sense, but should that be something that'll freak people more than a regular penis?