corrupt-a-wish

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you'll have both your arms and legs chopped off.



I wish I had all my senses back and that was at a healthy standing with all my body parts functioning as they are supposed to.

 

[Tanukik0]

Granted, but you are now a one-celled organism.


I wish to be able to see my sister one last time.

 

[Raunix]

Granted, but the last time you see her she's a mutant fetus.

I wish that I could study while sleeping.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you won't remember any of it



I wish for a safe, cozy hug from something that is adorable.

 

[BakedBanana]

I wish for a safe, cozy hug from something that is adorable.

Granted! But how you perceive things as adorable has been warped. Now give this little guy a BIIIG HUUUG:

I wish for the revival of the GFG.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

I wish for the revival of the GFG.

granted, but they're all AI bots

I wish for nothing

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

granted, but they're all AI bots

I wish for nothing

granted, but it comes in a box you can never open

i wish that one hour of sleep counted for ten

 

[Manko-sensei]

granted, but it comes in a box you can never open

i wish that one hour of sleep counted for ten

Granted, it's only nightmares.

I wish the Earth exploded like popcorn.

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Granted, but it isn't very good popcorn and partially burnt. It also has some terrible artificially tasting seasoning too.

I wish for the public support of shooting smokers with water pistols