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[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you'll have both your arms and legs chopped off.



I wish I had all my senses back and that was at a healthy standing with all my body parts functioning as they are supposed to.

 

[Tanukik0]

Granted, but you are now a one-celled organism.


I wish to be able to see my sister one last time.

 

[Raunix]

Granted, but the last time you see her she's a mutant fetus.

I wish that I could study while sleeping.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you won't remember any of it



I wish for a safe, cozy hug from something that is adorable.

 

[BakedBanana]

I wish for a safe, cozy hug from something that is adorable.

Granted! But how you perceive things as adorable has been warped. Now give this little guy a BIIIG HUUUG:

I wish for the revival of the GFG.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

I wish for the revival of the GFG.

granted, but they're all AI bots

I wish for nothing

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

granted, but they're all AI bots

I wish for nothing

granted, but it comes in a box you can never open

i wish that one hour of sleep counted for ten

 

[Manko-sensei]

granted, but it comes in a box you can never open

i wish that one hour of sleep counted for ten

Granted, it's only nightmares.

I wish the Earth exploded like popcorn.

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Granted, but it isn't very good popcorn and partially burnt. It also has some terrible artificially tasting seasoning too.

I wish for the public support of shooting smokers with water pistols

 

[BakedBanana]

I wish for the public support of shooting smokers with water pistols

Granted. But every so often you and the public will find themselves engulfed in a flood of water from sudden storms.

I wish to get the best rolls for this year's gacha event on MangaDex.

 

[Mangamoz]

@BakedBanana
Granted. But the servers crash cause someone screwed up the coding for the event, so you miss the entire April 1st day. And you are stuck as Roland forever too.

I wish I could find a way to cure necromancers.

 

[girlrotting]

@Mangamoz granted, though the only cure available to you is to necropost every thread so that there is no longer anything left to resurrect

i wish to be exactly 5% cuter

 

[Mangamoz]

@Mangamoz granted, though the only cure available to you is to necropost every thread so that there is no longer anything left to resurrect

i wish to be exactly 5% cuter

(Well this is kind of sad that no one replied to you afterwards so I will)

Granted. But you now gain an allergy to all forms of metals.

I wish for the above corruption to be nullified so the cycle stops.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I wish for the above corruption to be nullified so the cycle stops.

Granted, everything is nullified and the cycle stops by destroying Earth. Everyone is sent to some hell for eternal suffering because no one discovered the true faith.

 

[BakedBanana]

..You wished for nothing I see? Granted. But there is something now.

I wish for MangaDex to blow up.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Granted. Won't even corrupt it. Just granted.

I wish everyone would get to eat a borgar.

 

[deleted-user-8fc958e75c]

Granted. But there is mayo in it or any sauce, just ketchup-nya.

I wish for everyone to be happy

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

granted, but this new state of happiness becomes the new baseline for feeling mediocre

i wish that every trans person has a very good day today :3