bigtiddyoneesan's 10,000th Post + Retirement + Other 10k Posts + AMA

[bigtiddyoneesan]

gomenasorry to keep you waiting, folks. rest assured that during the week i was tirelessly mulling over the proper responses to all of these questions.

Pie or cake?

cake

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Did you get banned?

i did not. (well, i did long ago during v3). but now that i'm over 10,000 posts i'm basically immune to all bans (think power levels in DBZ or Sword Logic in the Destiny universe.)

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Does retirement mean lurking or complete vanishing?

it would mean lurking while occasionally pinging people on profile posts and creating DM groups to continue public discussions and getting mostly ignored in the process.

Do you trust @MinecraftStoryModeLover in upholding your legacy?

i do, actually. my reasoning is like my fixation with the 'bigtiddyoneesan' archetype: multifaceted and nuanced. my review of MSML's performance in my absence is still pending however, so consider this time as a trial period/training for when i do retire.

bigtiddyoneesan or bigtiddyimoutochan?

 

[NotGary]

i did not. (well, i did long ago during v3). but now that i'm over 10,000 posts i'm basically immune to all bans (think power levels in DBZ or Sword Logic in the Destiny universe.)

does this mean you can start posting gore videos and the mods would be unable to stop you ?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

what are your opinions on certain forum regulars around here

my initial opinion on any given user is based like 90% on their profile picture, and then it generally increases as i become more familiar with them. i think the only thing that can get me to actively dislike a user is if they are into the Nanoha EXCEEDS manga.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

does this mean you can start posting gore videos and the mods would be unable to stop you ?

only one way to find out

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

will you be answering the questions and run for the neat number of 20k post or will you stay silent like a coward?

there are plenty of other neat numbers to retire at:

11,111
12,345
17,888 (to match justforthelulz (may he rest in peace v3)
100,000

also i will never forgive you for baiting my 10,001st post

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Congratulations for your 10k messages, oneesan

thank you

I respect your decision, but if I could say my opinion, I hope you're not gonna leaving the site and never come back.

thank you

Please keep coming back here like Manko-Sensei, Robin or David.

thank you. sure thing.

Also, I have a bunch of questions!! [as always, am a curious one] okie, so here's my questions!

What's the lore behind your username?

at the time of creating this account i was really into the 'big tiddy onee-san' character archetype. i still am, but i used to be too.

How many pfps you've been using from the start?

here's my collection sorted (roughly) by date:

v3:

v5:

Do you like music? If yes, what genre you like the most?

phew, thankfully i hate music, so i don't have to answer the follow-up question.

How many manga you've already read since first landed here?

here is my Library (updated in real time btw)

What's your favorite manga of all time?

probably Yugami-kun Doesn't Have Any Friends (all chapters currently removed unfortunately). it was a great read and super relatable.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Man, how do you even see someone's post is 10.000th? Hikineet's post are 'thanks for the chapter' 99% of times.

in the Search Threads screen (must be "Search Threads" btw. if it's "Search Everything" it will include profile posts):

Posted by: [username]
Search in forums: All forums (it will be this by default though. "Search sub-forums as well" will also be left checked (it is checked by default))
Order by: Date

what comes up are 10 pages with 20 posts each, sorted with the most recent at the top of page 1 and the oldest (oldest out of the 200 total posts across 10 pages, that is,) at the bottom of page 10. at the bottom of page 10 is the "View older results" button, which brings you to the next most recent 200 posts. then it's just doing the math of how many times you need to click the "View older results" button to get to post number 10,000.

for example, since @justforthelulz has 17,888 posts, the top post of page 1 is post #17,888 , while the bottom post of page 10 is 17,689. click "View older results" once: the top post of page 1 will now be post #17,688 , and the bottom post of page 10 will be post #17,489. click "View older results" like 40 times and you'll eventually get to the set of posts where post #10,000 is.

i was considering doing this for the @MangaDex account too (currently at a little over 785,000 posts) but was too lazy didn't have the time. maybe i'll go back and do it one day (also if the user is currently posting it will offset/update the search results which would be very bothersome with how frequently @MangaDex posts)

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

uwu or owo?

ewe

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Are you acquaintance with @MolesterStallone?

acquainted with him?? he taught me everything i know!

 

[Angry_Panda]

but now that i'm over 10,000 posts i'm basically immune to all bans (think power levels in DBZ or Sword Logic in the Destiny universe.)

@Richman is this true?

 

[BakedBanana]

i think the only thing that can get me to actively dislike a user is if they are into the Nanoha EXCEEDS manga.

what kind of loser reads magical girl manga made for children lol

Sora ga Haiiro Dakara

 

[monkey123]

@bigtiddyoneesan broke his promise of only 10k comments, oh no!

 

[BakedBanana]

@bigtiddyoneesan broke his promise of only 10k comments, oh no!

And now he has joined the big leagues of trying to get top 5. It's a sad fate but it's one every 10k user has to participate in.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

And now he has joined the big leagues of trying to get top 5. It's a sad fate but it's one every 10k user has to participate in.

 

[Richman]

@Richman is this true?

Who gave you permission to retire, BTO? You've got a job to do, don't disappoint me or I'll ban you.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Who gave you permission to retire, BTO? You've got a job to do, don't disappoint me or I'll ban you.

you wound me. and to think i raised you with my own two tiddies...

 

[sterven]

you wound me. and to think i raised you with my own two tiddies...

Do you remember how young and naive he was when he first joined? We had to show how to shitpost and everything now that we're old and tired he wants to ship us off to a nursing home
@Richman

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Do you remember how young and naive he was when he first joined? We had to show how to shitpost and everything

i remember it fondly. and now 5 years later he's still a novice.

now that we're old and tired he wants to ship us off to a nursing home
@Richman

old? retired? i'm in the prime of my life!