Mylovenovels’ 500th Message AMA — emotionally shocking AND spiritually life changing

[mylovenovels]

I recall something about you being Australian, are you called Bruce perchance?

Lol, Aussie I am, but Bruce I am not

 

[Basic_human]

I’m ready to answer ALL questions. Yes, even YOU in the back EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I will ask thing on David's thread here personally.

Would you eat a giraffe? And how would you cook it?

 

[mylovenovels]

I will ask thing on David's thread here personally.

Would you eat a giraffe? And how would you cook it?

giraffes are protected, vulnerable animals, so actually eating one is a hard ethical and legal no in most places. so big no no for me

did some quick research and some say
“Imagine an extremely lean red meat that would need slow, moisture‑heavy cooking to avoid becoming shoe leather.”

 

[Basic_human]

did some quick research and some say
“Imagine an extremely lean red meat that would need slow, moisture‑heavy cooking to avoid becoming shoe leather.”

I did say to make it into stew.

giraffes are protected, vulnerable animals, so actually eating one is a hard ethical and legal no in most places. so big no no for me

If we domesticate it and turn it into farm animal they'll be commercially available and their number automatically increase.

 

[mylovenovels]

If we domesticate it and turn it into farm animal they'll be commercially available and their number automatically increase.

“Just domesticate it” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

I did say to make it into stew.

Big no no

Slowly backs up

 

[Basic_human]

“Just domesticate it” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

We call it zoo around here

 

[mylovenovels]

We call it zoo around here

Ah yep, the fine line between conservation and “dinner plans.”

 

[Manko-sensei]

Lol, Aussie I am, but Bruce I am not

So you are a dog???!!! Is this your family?

This is getting confusing, I should call you Bruce.

 

[mylovenovels]

So you are a dog???!!! Is this your family?

This is getting confusing, I should call you Bruce.

At this point, just call me Bruce, mate.

 

[Basic_human]

At this point, just call me Bruce, mate.

"Master Bruce, the night is late..... Should I prepare your patrol route sir?"


"Thank you Alfred"

 

[mylovenovels]

"Master Bruce, the night is late..... Should I prepare your patrol route sir?"


"Thank you Alfred"

“Michel Paul, man… this is Bruce, this is Bruce, and this is Bruce.”

one of the Bruces;
“Wait… your name’s not Bruce, mate?”

 

[Basic_human]

“Michel Paul, man… this is Bruce, this is Bruce, and this is Bruce.”

one of the Bruces;
“Wait… your name’s not Bruce, mate?”

"H-hello everyone, sorry I'm late. Some inconvenience happen..... Id rather not talk about it, anyway!! Lets today therapy session. There are something I need go talk to"

 

[mylovenovels]

"H-hello everyone, sorry I'm late. Some inconvenience happen..... Id rather not talk about it, anyway!! Lets today therapy session. There are something I need go talk to"

Ah, the mysterious ‘inconvenances’… do tell

 

[DavidianMillerian]

all this talk about Bruce's and I'm being reminded of the worst ERB ever

 

[mylovenovels]

all this talk about Bruce's and I'm being reminded of the worst ERB ever

"which Bruce is which?!" moment.

 

[OisE]

Yes, even YOU in the back

me?

 

[mylovenovels]

me?

Yes yes ask away

 

[OisE]

How did you start reading yuri?

 

[mylovenovels]

How did you start reading yuri?

I actually stumbled into it back in 2017–2018. I was in the library and came across this book Hana & Hina After School, and it just clicked. That was my first real dive into yuri!

Soon after I kept telling my friends about it, and they all thought I was crazy. But after that day, I just kept looking for more, and now I have a whole shelf full of yuri that I’ve collected over the years.

 

[OisE]

Did you buy Tamen de Gushi?