The Loli Queendom

Which archetype do you worship?

  • The Intellectual one

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • The Mature one

    Votes: 12 26.7%
  • The Joyful one

    Votes: 13 28.9%
  • The Mischievous one

    Votes: 18 40.0%
  • The Hard-working one

    Votes: 10 22.2%
  • The Caretaker one

    Votes: 13 28.9%
  • The Independent one

    Votes: 9 20.0%
  • The Bossy one

    Votes: 10 22.2%
  • The Goddess one

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • The Otherworldly one

    Votes: 9 20.0%
  • The Granny-loli

    Votes: 8 17.8%
  • The Baba-loli

    Votes: 13 28.9%
  • I am uncultured and probably evil, so I need conversion

    Votes: 13 28.9%

  • Total voters
    45
  • Poll closed .
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In times of turmoil and confrontation there is a need for peace of mind and a place to feel safe from both physical and virtual world. With that in mind, it was but one country that chose to allow any kind of worship and allowed for a united faith toward trascendental beings called ロリ (lolis). They could be seen as angels, devils, goddesses or just good-natured characters that solved the troubles of humans in almost an unlimited number of ways, leaning towards soathing ways or taking direct acting even if it seemed rash or cold-blooded. Miraculously, they succeed in any enterprise they partake and thanks to that artists of all sorts have managed to record those epics. This is the thread where you can show to others their heritage so others can properly appreciate, instead of being fooled by corporations and fake intellectuals!
Let's start with a relatively new one which lore-wise has been forgotten, the almighty Mitama. A loli goddess who will do anything for you just for your devotion. It's not a bad deal, right? She will embrace true believers and save a world that has lost its humanity but... isn't ours heading that way? Then revert it by worshipping her, you won't know about the benefits until you do so!​
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Click below to check the archetypes description:

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Intellectual: Being extremely knowledgeable, showing mental acuity, excelling on specific areas that require mental agility. Also includes geniuses.
  • Alice Cartelet​
  • Ai Hinatsuru​
  • Alice Shimada​
  • Hakase Shinonome​
  • Juliet Queen Elizabeth VIII​
  • Last Order​
  • Mako Reizei​
  • Myne Rozemyne​
  • Nagi Sanzenin​
  • Renge Miyauchi​
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Mature: They don’t see the world as someone of their age and have been forced to mature prematurely.
  • Aisha Greyrat​
  • Arisu Tachibana​
  • Kuro Kagami​
  • Miyu Edelfelt​
  • Rika Furude​
  • Rinne Ohara​
  • Taiga Sengoku​
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Joyful: Their mere existence brings smiles to other faces and they put their efforts in making others feel better and enjoy.
  • Chiyo (Prima Doll)​
  • Hana N. Fountainstand​
  • Ichiko (Mayonaka Punch)​
  • Dou (Maou no Musume)​
  • Kudryavka Noumi​
  • Reset Kalar​
  • Rinné O’hara​
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Mischievious: Extremely playful, they look to outsmart adults and play all kind of tricks and pranks. They’re cunning in their own way.
  • Akari Inuyama​
  • Asahi Ouka​
  • Maya Jouga​
  • Miu Takanashi​
  • Rin Kokonoe​
  • Satoko Houjou​
  • Yuuki Kataoka​
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Hard-working: Through raw effort they prove themselves constantly and grow in the course of the story. They also end up helping others.
  • Chino Kafuu​
  • Inori Yuitsuka​
  • Itsuki Inubouzaki​
  • Nanoha Takamachi​
  • Nene (Harikamo series)​
  • Shii Eniwa​
  • Usa Mimi​
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Caretaker: Attentive unlike any other, no matter the hardships they put others before them and look after as a genuine wish.
  • Atri​
  • Daisy (Aldehyde series)​
  • Haizakura (Prima Doll)​
  • Nijou Touka​
  • Yuzu (Konohana Kitan)​
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Independent: Despite their age, they live without relying on anyone else and try to do everything on their own. They are also dependable.
  • Hachikuji Mayoi​
  • Gekka (Prima Doll)​
  • Itsuka Yukihira​
  • Kiryuuin Tsubasa​
  • Kohina Ichimatsu​
  • Princess Mamu​
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Bossy: Due their raising or achievements, they act all-mighty and are extremely assertive.
  • Ai Yashajin​
  • Jahy​
  • Kate Hoshimiya​
  • Mina Luna Tearmoon​
  • Mio Isurugi​
  • Misha Takanashi​
  • Louise Françoise Le Blanc de la Vallière​
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Goddess: Divine beings or deified entities with supernatural powers. Usually supportive.
  • ALICE (Rance)​
  • Mitama (Kaminaki)​
  • Senko & Shiro (Rimukoro)​
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Otherworldly: Beings that don’t belong to the realm of reality of the story. Fantastical, aliens or transferred characters are some of them.
  • Magatsu Kotono Nushi​
  • Noel (Sora no Method)​
  • Nymph "Beta"​
  • Sara da Odin​
  • Tanya Degurechaff​
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Granny-loli: Characters that retain loli traits despite coming of age. They can be university students, working adults and also characters from fantasy series.
  • Anzu Kadotani​
  • Komoe Tsukuyomi​
  • Kurumi (Wallnut)​
  • Mafuyu Hoshikawa​
  • Nene Sakura​
  • Roxy Migurdia​
  • Sawa Komai​
  • Tsutsuji Higa​
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Baba-loli: Elderly beings that have not aged and retain the same aspect as they were really young.
  • Beatrice (Re Zero)​
  • Evangeline A.K. McDowell​
  • Shinobu (Monogatari)​
  • Senko & Shiro (Rimukoro)​
  • Serie (Sousou no Frieren)​
 
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what happens to those who willingly deny conversion?
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Since violence, denying freedom and basically any kind of oppresion is against this cult principles, they will be left alone while they enviously gaze upon our joyful faces and try to remain ignorant towards knowledge. But don't worry, if they accidentally listen, they will discover where they were wrong and, instead, they'll be the ones approaching us.
 
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Since violence, denying freedom and basically any kind of oppresion is against this cult principles, they will be left alone while they enviously gaze upon our joyful faces and try to remain ignorant towards knowledge. But don't worry, if they accidentally listen, they will discover where they were wrong and, instead, they'll be the ones approaching us.
-Confucius
 
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I hope everyone got to know the greatest Mitama, originally from a manga series that got an adaptation to anime. Now...
(For a better experience, use a computer screen)

LOLI OF THE DAY
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Noel (Sora no Method)

Can you imagine a being whose sole purpose is granting wishes? No matter the answer, Noel is here to make the day!

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For those who don't know the series, Sora no Method aired in Autumn of 2014 as a single season original, but in 2015 and 2019 got OVAs to continue the story! This was the series the Studio 3Hz was born with, that's why they kept showering love for this story even after releasing more popular series like Princess Principal and Gun Gale Online (SAO Alternative).

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Returning to the series, Noel appears in the very first episode, even before the opening. Despite her godlike appearance, she's is not a divine being, but neither human. She's the one who's going to keep company to the protagonist along the story and make the experience memorable. Despite the good visuals and the compelling story, this is not a magnum opus of the genre, but a genuine recommendation for those who seek a series based on friendship. Rated as B+, you can expect it to surprise you and, at the same time, understand some media that you may have seen without context.

I hope you enjoy this title as much as I did, to end this presentation you can watch Internet's favourite scene:
 
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Imagine putting a goofy option and expecting people not to pick the goofy option(uncultured and probably evil).
 
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Imagine putting a goofy option and expecting people not to pick the goofy option(uncultured and probably evil).
It's called freedom of choice, and I made it secret + non-exclusive so anyone could add it even when voting for anything else.
 
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Do you also wage war against this Queendom? I heard that they support Yuri and are allied with them.
The Friend of an Enemy is an Enemy, so what is your stance?

I'll prepare the popcorn. :smug:
Nah, I mostly consider lolis to be daughter candidates.
They are also really useful as Tourist repellants, as the blue archive fandom showed, so they are important.
 
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I'm closeted lolicon.... So Im gonna lurk instead.

Very nice thread, it gonna be perfect tourist trap if the thread last long time. Bart might need to keep eye
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