Quick Question: What do you think is the threshold of being a newbie?

[BakedBanana]

returned following a ban

Guess @Robinisback gets this point now.

 

[Lowfyie]

Once you witness the live execution of any forum member that's when you're no longer a newbie in my eyes, consider it an initiation ritual

 

[TestAddress]

Newbie:

A 6 - 8 year old using the internet.

Newbie is derived from Newborn after all.

 

[mylovenovels]

Forget the rest of the list, you made it!

That easily

is there like a catch or something

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

+1 happened once during v3

+1 his profile banner

Spoiler: banner

and that one time when banana (disabled) asked for my fries and i dumped them on the floor

+0 >No results found

+1 borgar thread (probably my only one tbh)

+0 i question the legitimacy of this 'newbie' standard in particular

+1 fourth place in Re:Music Tournament 5

+1 same as above

+1 same as above

+1 i even printed it out and showed my mom

+0(?) i got one strike from him (not a '-fest' but i very much do consider myself a victim)

+bro i have no clue

+1 currently 11th (not including @MangaDex) on the Messages Leaderboard

+1 took a while to find one but i knew it was somewhere

+1 along with everyone else in that chapter thread

+0 i had no idea this was a thing, what a fool i am.

+? how do you expect me to know what goes on in the mind of a man who has murdered 11+1 children

+1 (not gonna go through to look just trust me)

+0.5 got told to go to work instead

+0 i would never be so arrogant as to challenge the master himself

+1 witnessed multiple unfortunately

+1 real ones know i'd never

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and would you look at that: a final score of 67. i guess being old enough to need routine colonoscopies has its upsides, right @BakedBanana?

i'm adding 0.5 as it turns out i did confuse David once. final score is now 67.5

 

[Manko-sensei]

i'm adding 0.5 as it turns out i did confuse David once. final score is now 67.5

Confusing Dav is a duty, the more you do it, the better.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Confusing Dav is a duty, the more you do it, the better.

being an idiot has its perks, I guess

 

[TestAddress]

I think you guys have MD confused with Reddit.

I had at one point in time pm'd like a reddit user and was sent to cut grass for a while.

 

[Robinisback]

No longer a newbie if your PFP has been changed from the default, and you have done at least three of the following:

• returned following a ban
• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• received props from @Manko-sensei for your yuri reading list
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread and you responded 'pie'
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• rigged a contest (minimum participants: 10)
• placed in a contest you rigged (minimum participants: 2 - you get credit for being a ballsy bastard)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive) (additional point for top 5)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda
• engaged in a haiku duel with @EOTFOFYL
• witnessed a nuke of a member by a mod (suggested by @Bartolumiu - IYKYK)

(edited to add 'no default PFP', 'additional point for top 5 leaderboard position', and 'haiku duel')
(edit 2 to add 'witnessed a nuke')

I have a score of 15. Suck up, suckers.

 

[Richman]

No longer a newbie if your PFP has been changed from the default, and you have done at least three of the following:

• returned following a ban
• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• received props from @Manko-sensei for your yuri reading list
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread and you responded 'pie'
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• rigged a contest (minimum participants: 10)
• placed in a contest you rigged (minimum participants: 2 - you get credit for being a ballsy bastard)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive) (additional point for top 5)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda
• engaged in a haiku duel with @EOTFOFYL
• witnessed a nuke of a member by a mod (suggested by @Bartolumiu - IYKYK)

(edited to add 'no default PFP', 'additional point for top 5 leaderboard position', and 'haiku duel')
(edit 2 to add 'witnessed a nuke')

I think I have 1-5, 6-7, 12, 13, 14, 19(?), and 20 (lmao)

 

[Angry_Panda]

I think I have 1-5, 6-7, 12, 13, 14, 19(?), and 20 (lmao)

Well, let's cross #18 off the list. Go to sleep.

 

[Richman]

Well, let's cross #18 off the list. Go to sleep.

Too early.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Too early.

Everybody always says that. I guess I'm the only guy here who goes to bed before 10.

 

[Pandas795]

Under a certain message threshold. At least for me cough

 

[BakedBanana]

Everybody always says that. I guess I'm the only guy here who goes to bed before 10.

My bed time is actually 9:30 PM but rules are meant to be broken.

+ Tic Nee-san chapter 20

 

[K.Angel]

No longer a newbie if your PFP has been changed from the default, and you have done at least three of the following:

• returned following a ban
• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• received props from @Manko-sensei for your yuri reading list
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread and you responded 'pie'
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• rigged a contest (minimum participants: 10)
• placed in a contest you rigged (minimum participants: 2 - you get credit for being a ballsy bastard)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive) (additional point for top 5)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda
• engaged in a haiku duel with @EOTFOFYL
• witnessed a nuke of a member by a mod (suggested by @Bartolumiu - IYKYK)

(edited to add 'no default PFP', 'additional point for top 5 leaderboard position', and 'haiku duel')
(edit 2 to add 'witnessed a nuke')

I am still considered as a newbie by this standard....Maybe I was the true real newbie all along!!

 

[Angry_Panda]

I am still considered as a newbie by this standard....Maybe I was the true real newbie all along!!

Well, go sleep on it.

 

[yogurtman250]

I am still considered as a newbie by this standard....Maybe I was the true real newbie all along!!

If you win the culling games, you'll probably be counted as a regular... i think

 

[Teddy]

I

If you can't name off all the members of the GFG, you are probably too new. Also if you haven't read the obligatory manga.

Touhou - Dairei Jigoku (Doujinshi)

I legit cant lol

 

[yogurtman250]

It's a circle.