The Parliament - Ministry HQ

[TheTopAdventure]

@BayuAH @Evans01 @Blocky_Mudkip
Thought we should have a Parliament / HQ thread for The Ministry at the very least.

Glory to The Ministry!

 

[pandascepter]

ok bro

 

[DavidianMillerian]

...man, I'm the only Ministry member that everyone keeps forgetting about.

 

[TheTopAdventure]

...man, I'm the only Ministry member that everyone keeps forgetting about.

You were a ministry member?
But- but your title is blue....

 

[BakedBanana]

lol

 

[DavidianMillerian]

You were a ministry member?
But- but your title is blue....

...fuck this. @Bartolumiu, can you give me 100,000 Dex Coins so I can defect to the Resistance?

 

[Evans01]

Longeth liveth The Ministry! Longeth liveth dignity! Gl'ry f'r The Ministry!

Image: Lady Elizabeth Butler - ‘Scotland Forever’ - 1881 - Leeds Art Gallery - Oil on Canvas, posted on Aengus Dewar's blog

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'mma just sneak into your bathroom real quick and flush all your rolls of TP down the commode. Don't mind me.

 

[Mangamoz]

It says on mine that I am part of ministry? I thought it was about who was blue or not? I don't get it, what decides which side you are on?(Not that I care though, I just like the pretty twinklies when I roll)

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

It says on mine that I am part of ministry? I thought it was about who was blue or not? I don't get it, what decides which side you are on?(Not that I care though, I just like the pretty twinklies when I roll)

Bartolumiu said usernames were turned into hex codes then those codes were used to pick sides or something.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I don't get it, what decides which side you are on?

I think @Bartolumiu said he did a modulo 2 on the user ID number, and all the evens went one way and the odds went the other.

(edit: found it)

 

[Bartolumiu]

It says on mine that I am part of ministry? I thought it was about who was blue or not? I don't get it, what decides which side you are on?(Not that I care though, I just like the pretty twinklies when I roll)

Literally this method in the code:

That is, unless you're in the defectors db table, where I just use the value assigned there instead

 

[Bartolumiu]

...fuck this. @Bartolumiu, can you give me 100,000 Dex Coins so I can defect to the Resistance?

 

[girlrotting]

dude i'm literally just part time over the summer here at The Ministry this whole insurgency thing is BULLSHIT .... it's so hard to find work though i really can't afford to quit

 

[BakedBanana]

 

[TheTopAdventure]

OYE OYE MINISTRY FOLK
THE MINISTRY'S CELEBRATION BANQUET & BALL HAS NOW OFFICIALLY BEGUN!

When you come in please send me a picture of your pfp's character so that I can edit you in.
If you don't have the editing skills to make a formal character, I can add a bow-tie to yours for only 9.99,
just send me a full-body of your character.


@Bartolumiu @Data_Gold @wodniobojca188 @razorshaleh @JustASpider @a_singular_strike @Evans01 @Edo4169 @yogurtman250 @undeed @Blocky_Mudkip @Manko-sensei @panzerkampfwagyu @AbsoluteZeroIcedTea @neto-nilla @BestBoy @gimme_yuri_plz​

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Resistance scum, I didn't forget about you, you have your own room, and ice cream will be delivered soon:

Before you say you have it better than us with your free ice cream, we get Häagen-Dazs.

@BakedBanana @Angry_Panda @bigtiddyoneesan @Grogzilla @solstice258 @athayanezant @Itsukimoto @K.Angel @ssj4maiko

to @Dverin_Oshiban_Duren , since you are well clothed and probably won't poop on the floor, you may come to the ballroom.​

 

[solstice258]

*Through the window I throw a brick with a message attached*
"You can't trick me with your cool ball pit I know it's a trap lol"

 

[TheTopAdventure]

*Through the window I throw a brick with a message attached*
"You can't trick me with your cool ball pit I know it's a trap lol"

This is The Parliament, you think we don't have bullet proof windows??

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Alriiight! wipes away the pie stains on my mouth.