Shit Dexxers Say

[pedronimo]

Post screencaps of forum users saying funny shit preferably out of context

 

[pedronimo]

 

[Angry_Panda]

 

[girlrotting]

Post screencaps of forum users saying funny shit preferably out of context

everyone laugh at this user! never watched ghostbusters!

 

[pedronimo]

I love eating ass. I once sharted one time in a public restroom, but I once found out the butt ghost was doing it one time, once. There, once, perchance, it just cept coming out. "Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!" I said, once. But once "it" started, it just kept going. The butt ghost was coming at me with a vengeance, once, and I couldn't even stop the molten pee pee poo poo fartypp12 from coming out. Yeah

 

[BakedBanana]

Watered down Defaultbros quote thread equivalent

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

 

[BakedBanana]

A classic that will be enshrined in V6. @bigtiddyoneesan

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I won't tell you the username, but if you search for the word “vagina”, you'll probably find him

Spoiler: Fantasies with vaginas

 

[girlrotting]

I won't tell you the username, but if you search for the word “vagina”, you'll probably find him

Spoiler: Fantasies with vaginas

i love people who post the most shameless self insert smut WHILE KEEPING GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS it's so fucking funny. i imagine they have sex and go "Oh my, quite lovely. Dear, you truly stimulate my genitals in most exquisite fashion! Simply splendid. My peers and I will surely have a comparably enjoyable time analyzing this data, if I do say so myself"

 

[Mangamoz]

Post screencaps of forum users saying funny shit preferably out of context

Busting the toilet makes me feel good.

 

[pedronimo]

I love eating ass. I once sharted one time in a public restroom, but I once found out the butt ghost was doing it one time, once. There, once, perchance, it just cept coming out. "Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!" I said, once. But once "it" started, it just kept going. The butt ghost was coming at me with a vengeance, once, and I couldn't even stop the molten pee pee poo poo fartypp12 from coming out. Yeah

 

[Mangamoz]

@pedronimo

I love eating ass. I once sharted one time in a public restroom, but I once found out the butt ghost was doing it one time, once. There, once, perchance, it just cept coming out. "Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!" I said, once. But once "it" started, it just kept going. The butt ghost was coming at me with a vengeance, once, and I couldn't even stop the molten pee pee poo poo fartypp12 from coming out. Yeah

Wrong.

It was my car seat that I shat on. Was driving home in a hurry holding it in.

Then I sneezed, and the dams broke.

Oh, and the time I was out at a park, and I was too far away from the nearest public bathroom, so I went in the only closest thing I could find.

A public trash can. Pulled down my pants, told everyone there to look away, and unloaded all my sins into the trash can.

 

[pedronimo]

Post this when you done shitting

 

[Mangamoz]

Post this when you done shitting

Can't, I'm not done yet.

But I'll think of you everytime a piece pops out, promise.

 

[pedronimo]

Don't or i give you smallopox

 

[Cosmism]

I'm so clean y'all are never gonna get me.

 

[Mangamoz]

I'm so clean y'all are never gonna get me.

It's okay, I give you particular permission to make more "loli-preorder" jokes, but only you.

 

[Cosmism]

@Mangamoz You got baited. And that's small change so far.

 

[pedronimo]

I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.

For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.

I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.