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@richman I just hope whoever sees my “what flavor is chocolate” and “how do I fart as loudly as possible” searches has a hearty chuckle...

New terms and services for mobile requires access to your browser history and app usage stats on your phone... Fucking Christ...as if having the NSA seeing my stupid google queries was enough....

There’s no doubt that Eula will be stronger than Razor on account of not being Electro and being 5*, the problem/hesitation is over if she’ll be as boring to play as Razor is.

@okdudeswow Who are you replying to?

@readingsit Hitler was a modern artist before it was cool. 😎 All of his surviving works are locked up for safety reasons, the few art critics who have seen them have said that he was an irredeemably atrocious artist. His style was chaotically sloppy, his subject matter was just out of fashion...

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@plophop Eula is Cryo Razor. She’s also perfect for the Snow-Tombed Starsilver. Apparently she’s the last remaining member of Mondstadt’s aristocracy. She’s a member of the Knights of Favonius Recon Squad or something like that. Yanfei is a lawyer. She’s also half-Adeptibeast like Ganyu...

How to Time Travel using Black Holes: Step 1: Dig a hole in your backyard. Step 2: Dump a shitload of oil in your brand new hole. Step 3: Jump in your brand new black hole. Step 4: Wake up years later from your coma after your backyard has been liberated.

1.5 is leaking. The Chasm is soon™. New Characters: Eula, 5* Cryo Claymore Yanfei, 4* Pyro Catalyst Housing system is coming in 1.5. We get to live in Madam Ping’s Teapot. Zhongli Act II features the big boy King Geovishap as a boss. No Dendro sadly...

@tamerlane >me, an Orthodox Jew These are fighting words. I’m a reform Jew, for the record.

@tamerlane Don't worry my Jewish witchcraft will keep you safe, for a price of course. *coughing and hacking* For a mere dollar, I shall cease her holler, Protection upon this student, Have all of his actions be prudent! *bank tiller noises*

@richman fug

My tea got held up in customs and I am going through withdrawls.

@immortalartisan That printing company owns the entire Geisel estate. They have effectively ended the print run of said book. There's a massive difference between a company stopping their own individual print run and stopping every existing print run. Of course the business has its own free...

@okdudeswow @tamerlane My spoiler text had your town in it. It's left vague for your privacy.