Rubeus Hagrid: "Ministry o' Crazy messin' things up as usual."
Harry Potter: "There's a Ministry of Crazy?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Course. They wanted Shinzô Abe fer Minister, o' course, but he'd never leave Japan, so old Crazylius Fudge got the job. Bungler if ever there was one. So he pelts Shinzô with DMs every morning, askin' fer advice."
Harry Potter: "But what does a Ministry of Crazy do? "
Rubeus Hagrid: "Well, their main job is to keep it from the Virgins that there's still crazy witches up an' down the country."
Harry Potter: "Why?"
Rubeus Hagrid: "Why? Blimey, Harry, everyone'd be wantin' Crazy women to solve their problems. Nah, we're best left alone."