Totsugi Okureta Kitsune ga Yome ni Kuru Hanashi - Ch. 117 - That F@#$ing Dog

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Okay, personal rant - I love dogs, but I really hate this kind of owner who doesn't bother to train the dog and is just 'tee hee' when the dog runs wild and won't listen (much like certain parents). The dog obviously sees himself as higher in the pack hierarchy than she is... which is true! I do find it amusing that Kogane can talk to (some? canine / vulpine?) animals, opens up a lot of possibilities.
 
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It took me a moment to realize the screentone was Kogane's pants. I thought it was Goro's leg getting humped and Kogane was gonna punt the dog into a twinkling star on the horizon.

And, yeah, the 'tee hee' dog owners drive me up the wall too.
 
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Jojo noises is pretty fun. I like it more than "menacing" or just leaving it untranslated as is.
Yeah, don't tolerate that kind of behavior from pets. You don't need to be abusive or aggressive, and just leaving the room is fine, just don't let it get the idea that humping or whatever dominance game they play is okay to do. It ends up causing trouble to other people and you can't just ignore that away.
 
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Dogs are rude, and that's before you're given the ability to understand their speech.
Okay, personal rant - I love dogs, but I really hate this kind of owner who doesn't bother to train the dog and is just 'tee hee' when the dog runs wild and won't listen (much like certain parents).
Is there any other kind of dog owner? The only well-behaved dogs I've ever met were actual service dogs, like seeing-eye dogs for the blind and such. And in that case it's not the owner who trained them.
Yeah, don't tolerate that kind of behavior from pets. You don't need to be abusive or aggressive, and just leaving the room is fine, just don't let it get the idea that humping or whatever dominance game they play is okay to do. It ends up causing trouble to other people and you can't just ignore that away.
In my experience they can and do ignore it and get away with it, 100% of the time, every time. The only dog I saw ever face consequences was one that had bitten part of a woman's face off, and the owner was not punished in any way other than loss of the dog.

Usual experience with dogs is they try to jump on me, and the owner says "oh don't mind her, she's just friendly" and then I have to explain that I don't let my friends do that to me either, especially if they aren't gonna at least buy me dinner first. And somehow I'm the weird one for not wanting to get to first base with an animal. Or third base, if the dog is the "stick their face in your crotch uninvited" type.
 
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Okay, personal rant - I love dogs, but I really hate this kind of owner who doesn't bother to train the dog and is just 'tee hee' when the dog runs wild and won't listen (much like certain parents). The dog obviously sees himself as higher in the pack hierarchy than she is... which is true! I do find it amusing that Kogane can talk to (some? canine / vulpine?) animals, opens up a lot of possibilities.
Some dog like that ate my cat and when we are about to report, the owner ate his dog!!
 
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The rage-blush on page 3 is... something. :worry:

And yeah, Goro totally set himself up for that one. :kek:

Thanks for the chapter!
One could say, the game was rigged from the start.

As for the leg humping,

Fuck that dog for stealing my spot(I called dibs dammit). He can also keep his rude comments to Kogane to himself. Kogane's not too old, she's perfectly breedable.
 
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Is there any other kind of dog owner? The only well-behaved dogs I've ever met were actual service dogs, like seeing-eye dogs for the blind and such. And in that case it's not the owner who trained them.
I know, hardly anyone bothers, but my last dog was a beagle (rest in peace, Snoopers, yeah yeah real original name). Beagles are notoriously opinionated, but he would stay at my side unless I said he could go, he'd come back immediately if I called, and of course if someone wanted to pet him he was over the moon happy. You 'just' have to let them know who's the boss - no hitting, they can tell when you're mad just fine, but might have to grab the training harness now and then to start with since they just want to go go go. Then every time they're good, you praise them, when they're bad you scold them, and if they're really good, like they resist going after a badly trained dog that barks and lunges towards them, a treat! Consistency is the key.

So if you can train a beagle, pretty much any dog is trainable if the owner cared enough. They just don't! Sadly you're mostly right.

Also, as long as I'm rambling, most dogs that are considered 'asshole dogs', like pit bulls and dobermans, can be perfectly sweet and gentle, but they tend to get bought by complete dumbass macho assholes who like their reputation as aggressive asshole dogs and then 'train' them to be complete asshole dogs. It's a self fulfilling negative feedback loop.

tl;dr bad dogs are really bad owners, so again you're mostly right!
 
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We all know why you stopped the story there and didn't write the last part, to avoid self-incrimination, even if there's no body.
I'm not detective Miri who can solve mysteries while sleeping on a chair. I know whodunnit but for some reasons the events blinded me to them possibly covering evidence.
 
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I'm not detective Miri who can solve mysteries while sleeping on a chair. I know whodunnit but for some reasons the events blinded me to them possibly covering evidence.
Sorry, you misunderstood my joke. I was making a joke about you eating the dog owner as the last part of the story, but not being able to write it here, as it would be confessing a murder.
 
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Sorry, you misunderstood my joke. I was making a joke about you eating the dog owner as the last part of the story, but not being able to write it here, as it would be confessing a murder.
Hmmm.


You gave me an idea.
 

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