Oh, she SO reminds me of a Teacup Pom we took care of for a few days, when we'd do pet deliveries for breeders, and the flights didn't line up (the breeders never minded much, as we'd socialize the pets in the meantime). The puppy we were going to be delivering from this breeder to his new family was a Teacup Pomeranian, appropriately named Teddy. The little guy had fur black as night, was about as full grown as he was gonna get, and could sit down in the palm of my hand. Well, he took a liking to my youngest sibling and declared himself their protector, and for whatever reason, me as their greatest threat. So anytime I'd come out of my room, he'd yap up a storm to "scare me off". Like, seriously... imagine a fucking soot sprite sitting on the shoulder of the tiniest person in your family, barking and growling at you on sight for three days. Fucking hilarious. xD