Oosaki-san to Komori-san - Vol. 1 Ch. 89 - mama...

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Dungeon Crawler World: Earth - System AI said:
NEW QUEST: LOST IN THE SAUCE (OR JUST LOST)

Objective:
Locate and recover one (1) lost human offspring before your romantic partner realizes you're fundamentally unfit to raise a golden retriever, let alone a child.

Description: Ah, the classic romantic comedy trope! You’re on a nice, peaceful first date at the bustling summer festival. You bought the overpriced roasted corn. You’re pretending to listen to your date talk about their obscure hobby. Everything is going smoothly.

Then, some crying four-year-old wanders into your path, clutching a half-eaten candied apple and wailing for their mommy.

Now your date is looking at you with big, expectant eyes. This is a trap, crawler! If you walk away, you are a monster. If you take too long, your date will realize you have zero crisis management skills and your chances of holding hands on the walk home drop to absolute zero.

Quest Requirements:

  • Locate the child's spawn point (a.k.a. the panicked parents) before the child's crying debuff drains your date's affection meter to zero.
  • Resist the urge to use the kid as a meat shield if a festival mascot attacks.
  • Do not lose your date in the process, or you’ll end up in a recursive lost-and-found loop.
Rewards:

  • +50 Rom-Com Hero Prestige
  • +1 Soft-Hearted Buff (Temporarily increases your date’s tolerance for your awkward jokes by 30%)
  • Bronze Date Box: May contain a hand-hold, an indirect kiss via shared ramune bottle, or a cheap prize from the goldfish scooping stall.
Failure Penalty:

  • Your date leaves with the local lost-and-found police officer, who is inexplicably taller, handsomer, and better with kids than you. You go home alone to eat cold takoyaki and contemplate your life choices.
Good luck, crawler. Don't blow it.
 
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That kid's mom must be pretty short to mistake her for her mother when she probably looks like a kid herself
 

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