It's been 8 hours since I started goonery, and now i'm feeling refreshed after finishing that.
Azurea_Mystis
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I took a personality test a while back, as a joke, but I answered everything seriously, so here's this graph, I guess...
One time when I was in middle school, I went to the bathroom, and some guy comes in, stands outside of the stall I'm in, and pisses over the door. I breathe with my mouth, so I got piss in my mouth.
About 12 years ago, I hit my head and forgot a bunch of stuff, however none of it pertained to who I am or who the people around me are, so I didn't tell anyone. This year, I got really mad and stressed, and I slammed my own head on the garage door 5 times, and it hurt like hell, but all of those memories came flooding back.
I hate the sound it makes when you snap the leg joints... gagging noise, because there isn't a letter for that it gives me the urge to gag every time I hear it.
Ball.
WaAar.
I wake up at 5:12 PM and drink the lemonade, then starve for 3 hours. I hunger for flesh.
Sometimes, I wonder how I lasted this long with all these problems...
The vegan will not eat animal products. The freegan will only eat it if it's free. The beegan will only eat things that have honey in them.
I ate beef roast for dinner, and understood, in that moment, why the ancients would sacrifice bulls to the gods.
I forgot for a second that I had four nipples...
A freegan is not quite like a vegan. Vegans won't eat animal products, but freegans will. The main difference is that vegans will pay for their food, while a freegan won't eat it unless it is free.
It wasn't me! I swear it! It wasn't me who put their dinkledink in the peanut butter, then fed it to the dog!
I didn't take my meds for a month once, and after the first week, the shadow demons stopped looking for me and touching me. The meds cause severe withdrawal symptoms in 90% of people who suddenly stop taking them.
IASFHRNAIRNTJMDASMPUICASAOTF.
I was in the shower spraying my pssuy with a sprayer that is attached to the showerhead while jacking my Rod of Dominion. Yes, I am intersex.(got both genitalia)
https://mangadex.org/title/497f3018-40a8-4eed-aac6-7734f0818712/jesus
Read it, you freaks, or I will make you eat cheese bread with oregano and oil on it.
When my dad turned 18, my mother was 11.
I clicked the wrong manga and ended up seeing a boy dressed as a girl getting bummed by another guy. -
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