It wasn't me! I swear it! It wasn't me who put their dinkledink in the peanut butter, then fed it to the dog!
Azurea_Mystis
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I didn't take my meds for a month once, and after the first week, the shadow demons stopped looking for me and touching me. The meds cause severe withdrawal symptoms in 90% of people who suddenly stop taking them.
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I was in the shower spraying my pssuy with a sprayer that is attached to the showerhead while jacking my Rod of Dominion. Yes, I am intersex.(got both genitalia)
https://mangadex.org/title/497f3018-40a8-4eed-aac6-7734f0818712/jesus
Read it, you freaks, or I will make you eat cheese bread with oregano and oil on it.
When my dad turned 18, my mother was 11.
I clicked the wrong manga and ended up seeing a boy dressed as a girl getting bummed by another guy.
"Anybody can bang-bang-bang, but to make music, you have to listen to each other and keep in-time." Madam Gazelle, Peppa Pig. I was watching my little brother and he was watching television, when this gem was said.
I am questioning my life choices after accidentally reading some weird latex play manga.
I am lactating
I am going to oil three people up with gasoline and then burn them with a laser.
Why does it say that I'm a Fed now?
I am a totally human person... Definitely not an alien from Aeremetherlem'oeth... Definitely human...
Imagine a big buff oiled up buff big and black oiled up big buff and black man. Now imagine that he was dating your sister and there was nothing you could do about it, cause he's actually a well and decent guy. Now 16 years later they're married, and have 6 kids together...
Oil yourself and prostrate before John's sack of boku no hiro macadamia nuts. If you do not, there are consequences...
Apricot jelly tastes like mathematics.
I am 239.83 TeraGreebopps from your location.
I have never committed any truly terrible crimes.
It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It was the gypsy girl, the witch who set this flame! It's not my fault, that in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than a man!
This is my first profile post on the forum. It doesn't contain anything of value, just like me. -
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