I hate the sound it makes when you snap the leg joints... gagging noise, because there isn't a letter for that it gives me the urge to gag every time I hear it.
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Ball.
WaAar.
I wake up at 5:12 PM and drink the lemonade, then starve for 3 hours. I hunger for flesh.
Sometimes, I wonder how I lasted this long with all these problems...
The vegan will not eat animal products. The freegan will only eat it if it's free. The beegan will only eat things that have honey in them.
I ate beef roast for dinner, and understood, in that moment, why the ancients would sacrifice bulls to the gods.
I forgot for a second that I had four nipples...
A freegan is not quite like a vegan. Vegans won't eat animal products, but freegans will. The main difference is that vegans will pay for their food, while a freegan won't eat it unless it is free.
It wasn't me! I swear it! It wasn't me who put their dinkledink in the peanut butter, then fed it to the dog!
I didn't take my meds for a month once, and after the first week, the shadow demons stopped looking for me and touching me. The meds cause severe withdrawal symptoms in 90% of people who suddenly stop taking them.
IASFHRNAIRNTJMDASMPUICASAOTF.
I was in the shower spraying my pssuy with a sprayer that is attached to the showerhead while jacking my Rod of Dominion. Yes, I am intersex.(got both genitalia)
https://mangadex.org/title/497f3018-40a8-4eed-aac6-7734f0818712/jesus
Read it, you freaks, or I will make you eat cheese bread with oregano and oil on it.
When my dad turned 18, my mother was 11.
I clicked the wrong manga and ended up seeing a boy dressed as a girl getting bummed by another guy.
"Anybody can bang-bang-bang, but to make music, you have to listen to each other and keep in-time." Madam Gazelle, Peppa Pig. I was watching my little brother and he was watching television, when this gem was said.
I am questioning my life choices after accidentally reading some weird latex play manga.
I am lactating
I am going to oil three people up with gasoline and then burn them with a laser. -
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