life hack: you need to stay up really late and ruin your sleep schedule in order to make your day as needlessly difficult and miserable as possible
girlrotting
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virtual girlfriend changing her action when i observe her
nevermind. it's over. operation 1 million posts is aborted unless the site ends up changing its functionality to let me post 96 times a minute for an entire week. #girlfailure
potential new initiative: i stop minimizing message count and begin maximizing message count. first user to 1 million messages within a week. we will do it not because it is easy but because it is hard
woman with scars on her lips and cheeks cuz her girlfriend's mandibles keep cutting her slightly when they kiss
got called a 'troon' today and i have genuinely never understood why it gets used??? i've never been insulted by it and it's just more funny than anything imo. D-tier slur
total lunar eclipse 2nite... im gonna get powers...
ao3 is still down....cities will burn...
"I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet, Suckling Little Baby, I Have 0 Enemies And 1000,00000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And I Am Safe And Sweet With My Savings, I Have 999,999 Credit Cards That I Use To Buy Olive Oil And Arrows For My Toys, And I Eat Healthy"
tired but not sleepy....... fuck my stupid baka life...
all robots are transgender and gay. every single one.
i took a break since the beginning of machinery of oppression and helldivers is literally like fucking unplayable on my playstation now what the hell happened
why are ads for women's razors always like "we know your sensitive place is sensitive... our ultra sensitive razor will help you shave down there... $99.08 for two..." and men's razor ads are always "Hey. big guy. we know a big guy like you has big balls. and big penis. and balls. do you wanna shave your balls? it's not gay to shave your balls. let us caress your balls with our super-ball-destroyer 3000. itll destroy your balls. and your ball hair. it's not gay, dude. $50 dollars and you get a lifetime subscription for our balls magazine."
the lion ignores the sharp pain that shoots through her chest once a month or so #alpha
this world is worth living in because of girl tummy and thick thighs
1 week no Yandere Girlfriend Carves Her Name Into Your Thigh [F4F] [ASMR RP] challenge starts now
wow what a cool shitpost— 17 years ago?!?!?!
wtf is the "awards you a new trophy" notification setting even for. what are trophies
azalea dating advice : flowers are boring . girls really want big greatswords. ask her out by giving her a claymore. it works every time -
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