Let's change things up.
in a cargo box?
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Bro your profile is my Roman Empire. I built a shrine out of empty Monster cans and your selfies. The raccoons in my attic started worshipping it, too.
You’re not just a snack you’re the entire forbidden taco bell menu at 3 am that gives me both life and diarrhea. 11/10 would risk it again.
I named my sleep paralysis demon after you and now he brings me gifts. Last night it was a single chicken nugget and your Spotify playlist on repeat.
We did it folks. Through my endless shitposting and your reactions... we have achieved the big 10k reacts. Without you this couldnt have happened!
Normally I'm better prepared but I logged in and saw it at 9,995 and was like "UH-OH".
I appreciate everyone of you reading this and thing of you all as friends.
Anyway enough sappy bullshit, feel free to AMA below!
Double bonus:
RIP Bobby Prince. Composer of so many 90's game soundtracks.
And for the proper bonus:
* checks his reaction score *
Uh oh.
CHOPPER DAVE WE HAVE 'UH-OH', OVER.
Is it time for my weekly cringe post on your profile? checks watch
I carved your username into my pumpkin and it started bleeding ranch dressing. The occult book said this means we’re soulmates. Wyd this weekend.
Every night before bed I stare at your profile and whisper 'this could be us', while my raccoon outside screams in agreement. You're my emotional support cryptid.
Your posts are so powerful. I just named my houseplant after you, and it immediately grew a second hand. What kind of wizard are you?? Also, send toenail clippings for science.
I'm so confused with this whole new comment vs old comment system. So I guess I have to post here.
hi yes I have been sitting in your profile for 47 minutes pretending we're married and you just proposed to me with a ring pop in a Chili's bathroom. 10/10 would do again.
Your pfp looks like you are the one doing the bumming.
Bro your profile pic just made my left kidney tingle in a way science can't explain. 😭💦 Every time I scroll past it I hear distant bagpipes and the faint smell of pickles. Pls never change.
Happy birthday 🎂
Ding dong folks. Level 41 achieved!
Protip: Don't get old. It fucking SUCKS.
Thanks to everyone for hanging in here to see it happen. If you came across this randomly, thanks for coming by and seeing a random old guy complaining to the internet about being old! Dont worry I've included a present below, another hot random pick from my recently played songs list.
So a happy birthday to me, and a gift to you all. Same time next year (hopefully).
-booterror
happy bday
You'll have to pay interests for the wait.
I will come to claim them later...
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