I named my sleep paralysis demon after you and now he brings me gifts. Last night it was a single chicken nugget and your Spotify playlist on repeat.
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We did it folks. Through my endless shitposting and your reactions... we have achieved the big 10k reacts. Without you this couldnt have happened!
Normally I'm better prepared but I logged in and saw it at 9,995 and was like "UH-OH".
I appreciate everyone of you reading this and thing of you all as friends.
Anyway enough sappy bullshit, feel free to AMA below!
Double bonus:
RIP Bobby Prince. Composer of so many 90's game soundtracks.
And for the proper bonus:
* checks his reaction score *
Uh oh.
CHOPPER DAVE WE HAVE 'UH-OH', OVER.
Is it time for my weekly cringe post on your profile? checks watch
I carved your username into my pumpkin and it started bleeding ranch dressing. The occult book said this means we’re soulmates. Wyd this weekend.
Every night before bed I stare at your profile and whisper 'this could be us', while my raccoon outside screams in agreement. You're my emotional support cryptid.
Your posts are so powerful. I just named my houseplant after you, and it immediately grew a second hand. What kind of wizard are you?? Also, send toenail clippings for science.
I'm so confused with this whole new comment vs old comment system. So I guess I have to post here.
hi yes I have been sitting in your profile for 47 minutes pretending we're married and you just proposed to me with a ring pop in a Chili's bathroom. 10/10 would do again.
Your pfp looks like you are the one doing the bumming.
Bro your profile pic just made my left kidney tingle in a way science can't explain. 😭💦 Every time I scroll past it I hear distant bagpipes and the faint smell of pickles. Pls never change.
Happy birthday 🎂
Ding dong folks. Level 41 achieved!
Protip: Don't get old. It fucking SUCKS.
Thanks to everyone for hanging in here to see it happen. If you came across this randomly, thanks for coming by and seeing a random old guy complaining to the internet about being old! Dont worry I've included a present below, another hot random pick from my recently played songs list.
So a happy birthday to me, and a gift to you all. Same time next year (hopefully).
-booterror
happy bday
You'll have to pay interests for the wait.
I will come to claim them later...
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