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This series gives me waking nightmares of the decade I spent working for AT&T. It's far too accurate.

Bandits, eh? I've got just the solution for that little problem.

"I call this dish, 'Hamburger Helper'!"

But... flames do have mass.

What if everyone within fictional stories has normally-colored hair, and only the MC and the readers see it as strange?

It always bothers the hell out of me when people who should not be genre-blind to isekai-type stories are completely ignorant of magic, and make no attempt to utilize or study it in a world where it doesn't seem to be a rarity. "Hmm, I feel this pressure welling up in me, and touching fancy...

Always stretch and flex before engaging in lifting, and don't carry on for too long. Strained muscles can pull oddly and unexpectedly, resulting in injury for seemingly no reason.

With that kind of money, they could fund the construction of updated factories, and train and hire workers to operate them. People often overlook the utility of the flushable toilet, the toothbrush, the water heater, the refrigerator, the air conditioner, the stove, and other things taken for...

This seems like it will end in someone being hanged.

"So you're saying that I should have... a tea party? What a strange and novel concept..."

"What's our gimmick?" "The MC was a master of cheats, tricks, exploits, and glitch abuse in video games, and is sent to the fantasy world with the ability to mod and hack items." "Sounds really cool! What are we going to do with it? Have him make vorpal holy sticks of might to slay horned...

@Purplelibraryguy "Bah, while that accursed Richards fritters away his time in his ivory tower above the troubles and trials of the poor and hungry, I, DOOM, take up the mantle of SANTA CLAUS, to bring hope and cheer to the good children of the world. Have a merry Christmas, or face the wrath of...

When I had two jobs with shifts scheduled with barely an hour between them, I had to stay awake and active for about 75 hours. By the middle of the third day, the sclera of my eyes were completely red, not merely bloodshot, and I wanted to kill everything I saw. When the caffeine finally wore...

I appreciate when a nod is given to perfect retention as part of their reincarnation gifts, like "I am suddenly able to remember the full contents of every book I read". I like it even more, though, when characters somewhat remember, and rush to write it all down before they forget some of their...

Roomba Rider

In before crossover Kyuu-chan has fallen asleep in the box.

"I would have put up the elder god that I killed, but it's hard to fit it all in this plane of reality, and looking at it gives you severe mental damage if you don't pass the sanity checks."

Flee? We're having giga-chicken tonight.

I'd have died a long time ago if I didn't quit AT&T. Working for a telecom is hell. The work itself isn't bad, but the grinding and constantly-shifting requirements kill you. That, and having your pay cut when the company is making record profits, having your accrued vacation time deleted...

*BANG* "Your highness!" "...forgot my purse."