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Temu Kirito: "You sure it's not because of how pale your face is?" See? I told you he was almost as racist as an elf.

Maybe Skullface Jacks have developed their culture in the last 500 years. Clearly this one was a high-level paladin just out in the woods practising its sick breakdancing moves, minding its own business. The MC just attacked it out of nowhere, for reasons that can only be described as racist...

His first big monster, and it has character levels to up its CR. @guskggg That's just elves in general. Damned slant-eared twiggers.

While Drake was considered a pirate by Spain (and the second most successful in history, according to Forbes) back home he was considered a privateer and something of a hero. Admittedly the distinction between pirate and privateer is mostly a matter of where you're standing, and nebulous at...

We're still going with the equals signs in names, I see.

Never meet your heroes. It might turn out that their swords aren't as cool as you'd hoped.

Darkness: "Kazuma Kazuma!" Kazuma: "Yes, I'm Kazuma."

That's not how inflation works. In fact, that's pretty much the opposite of how inflation works. It would have been a lot more amusing if he whipped out a stack of the highest valued coins from the game, and they were now so devalued that their base metal had a higher price. He still would have...

He's definitely more of the Wish.com version of Kirito from Sword Art Online than the Temu version of Kirito from SAO Abridged.

Extra Crispy Sharna wore pants. Original Recipe Sharna does not wear pants of any sort, even underpants. Talk about revelling in your new-found freedom.

Jailbait #1: "Who the Hell are you calling weak?!" Jailbait #3: "You, Tina." I liked that exchange better back when it was in Ranma ½: Shampoo: "Maybe Pervert Girl like girl-type Ranma better than boy-type Ranma. Tell truth now." Akane: "I do not! And who are you calling Pervert Girl?"...

Well, that answered my previous question. This gambit has been in the works for well over a decade.

I have to wonder just how many years has Du Darcus been working on exactly this outcome?

I guess the lesson of the story is: be nicer to your little brother... or he'll kill your kids, and then you someday.

Well look at that. I guess he did find the time to cut off Marhard's head after all. This whole war has been one big Batman Gambit. Based on the conversations the MC has had with the princes on both sides, I'm guessing that there's more than a little bit of Xanatos Gambit going on, as well.

If she really has been taught how to use a bow since childhood, then she'd know you don't sling it over your shoulder like that. At best it means the bow isn't strung right. You might even just end up hurting yourself in the attempt. Bows aren't very heavy. Just carry the damned thing.

This is why it would suck to be a precog.. You see the stupid thing that someone is about to do. You know that it's going to turn out badly. You tell them, "Don't do the stupid thing." And yet, each and every time, their response is always, "Screw you! I'm going to go do the stupid thing right...

Even when the princess isn't actually in this chapter she still gets used for fanservice.

Even if this wasn't the (legally mandated) bath/beach chapter,it would still be mostly fanservice due to the 'camera' focus on half the panels.

O noes, General Nepotism got himself and a thousand soldiers killed by a vastly superior commander. Who could have possibly foreseen this completely predictable outcome?