@Gjjdgf
Oi, those are some dangerous things you are saying there, punk. You call it "infection" and "insanity". You better watch out, someone might hear you and take it the wrong way.
Me and my crew here are proud house husbands. Don't take our honor lightly! A weak ass punk like you better not underestimate us... you know what I'm saying?
Let's start you up with a dose of orange juice, the good shit, not that garbage they give first timers. Don't give me any sass and drink! RESPECT THE VITAMINES!
Now, you eat this sandwich, I made sure it got the whole package. Them are tomatoes, salad, eggs, a slice of ham.. no bacon! Surrounded on all sides with whole grain bread.
Before I run your scrawny ass out of town here's some sunblock. That yellow fucker has been real nasty today. You watch out now.
You finally got the message? I don't want to see that scrawny face ever again! You need to keep your body healthy, yeah? Now scram!
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Shit! What did I do! I should have given him the orange juice after eating the sandwich. Now he'll feel parched! NOOOOOOO!!