The father on his dying bed: "Son, before I met your mother I had seen a woman so beautiful that nothing can compare to it. I wish I could see her again one last time before dying."
The idiot son (a.k.a. "useless second generation"): "Soldiers! Go, find, catch that woman and then bring her here - all by force! If the woman refuses burn bown and massacre her entire village!"
The father later learns of this: "ARGAAHHHH---" *father dies from the shock about how dumb his son is*