As much as I hate Simon, there's one good thing he is good at: being the punching bag we deserve. Because, honestly (this is gonna sound a bit creepy and sadistic), death is cheap, but prolonged punishment and torture is priceless. Why end it quickly when you can turn someone into a human nugget, cut of their junk and subject them to stuff only the most deranged people can imagine (except rape, because even I have standards)? After all, you are what you are in the dark where the world can't see you. hehehehehe hahahahahaha AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA * maniacal laughter intensifies *