@Drifter
The main campaign's getting derailed thanks to some lucky rolls on the side of the players, who split up in the beginning. One dude decided to party with one NPC, the Holy Sword, but waifu'd her immediately when he heard she had abs for days, while the other dude decided to go hard mode and waifu a demon. The poor GM's now trying to figure out how best to save his campaign, but introducing other players to the whole thing didn't help because (what he thought was) his (normie) big sister decided to unleash her brocon imouto fantasies in making a little sister character for one of the players, while the other one, a shy geek tried to play a cool deadly beauty but fumbles her roleplaying and charisma rolls on a regular. And his GMPC, the Dark Elf Fortune Teller, has failed utterly in putting things back on track.
He's now slowly realizing to his dawning horror that he needs players for the demon and holy sword...but how was he going to explain the shenanigans to the new players?