Tailor: Ok so explain to me again how you want your pants
Fluer: It's simple I want pants and where the pockets are I want there to be no pockets.
Tailor: Ok so just a pair of tights.
Fluer: No I still want the pockets but just no pockets.
Tailor: Wait so pants with holes?
Fluer: NO! Not holes that would be trashy, I want pants with pockets but no pockets where the pockets are.
Tailor: [Does a sketch] Like this?
Fluer: Yes, see isn't this better?
Tailor: That's specialist work it'll be 300g
Fluer: That's fine my parents are loaded.
Tailor: That's 300g for common material if you want quality material it'll be 900g
Fluer: Ho Ho Ho Ho of course I want quality material, for I am a trend setter.
Tailor: Whatever you say customer.