Abandoned in the Mountains, I’m Adopted by a Lizard ~ I’ve Mastered Magic and Surpassed My Parents, but I Never Knew They Were Legendary Old Dragons …

[Salfaro]

"Did you see how the president freaked out about that kid conjuring super-metal out of thin air? A feat that even if we were idiots, should know from the response that the kid is obviously seriously powerful?"

"Yeah, let's kidnap the pres while that kid's next to him! Nothing bad could happen!"

 

[Kikeemu]

If I continue reading through this and treat it like a parody I can handle it good.

 

[AncientWatcher]

3.7 billion kukurus sounds like enough to retire right then and there.

Also, those douchebag students deserve jail time.