Or maybe edajima, call J. He's only the current commander in chief of the us armed forces, not the president, but i'm sure he can kinda of help. But hey, we got another ridiculous otokojuku specialty out of this situation so it's worth it. : D
I want to pretend that Otokojuku has jumped the shark with this space station and brainwashing machine, but you know, I really can't. It was always going to end up with this kind of hilarious nonsense.