April Fool's Collection 2024 - Ch. 320.5 - Rent-A-Girlfriend - In A Different Life

[MangaDex]

 

[luigiymario2]

I'm just pulling y'all's legs, happy april fools! I'll upload the new RAG chapter soon, in the meantime: Support us on Patreon

 

[whydidireadthis]

Sad thing is at this point it be a better way to end it than 100 chapters ago.

 

[buckyisotope]

Somehow the real ending will be even worse than this

 

[Iluminatiko44]

Just the laugh I needed...
Now get me that script Luigiy!

 

[neto-nilla]

Oh boy, this is a 2 out of 7 to me.
Tame, and because it's Rent a Girlfriend.

Thanks for this!!!

 

[mug3n]

-Sumi became a famed author who wrote "My Queen Was Pretended By A Useless Moron So Me, A Commoner Shy Girl, Had To Step Up And Seduce Her" yuri light novel. It is the most successfull light novel of all time in Japan and it spawned several spinoffs like animes, mangas and the sequel "The Useless Moron That Tried To Seduce My Queen Came Back So Me, A Shy Mistress, Will Have To Take Extreme Action".

-Sumi and Chizuru became girlfirends. And both celebrities used their influence to pass gay marriage laws in Japan. It is expected to be approved in the next cabinet reunion.

-Kazuya suddenly dissapeared. There is a rumour about how he was stalking a famed AV actress and was last seen near her vicinity. A corpse was never found. His family laments his loss, although they say the family business is safe thanks to his old best friend who stepped up and made it flourish when they were expecting to close it sometime in the near future when Kazuya supposedly was to take the reigns.

-Mami is the main suspect of the dissapearance of Kazuya, she was given information by an unknown third party about Kazuya's whereabouts. In the days before his dissapearance she was spotted in a Don Quixote buying 3 sets of kitchen knives. The cashier said she looked zoned out and murmuring "useless shit eater". No evidence of connections between her and Kazuya during those days could be found. She is a successfull businesswoman and has a legion of male secretaries. Rumours of work abuse arose when some employees alledgely saw her kicking in the butt a postrating intern, but when interviewed he denied it with the biggest grin in his face.

-Grandma became the second most successful youtuber behind Mini using a vtuber persona. They often collaborate and calls Mini her favourite grandaughter. Rumours of her developing dementia arose since she was asked once about her grandson and answered "Who?"

 

[Doutorfunga]

I'm just pulling y'all's legs, happy april fools! I'll upload the new RAG chapter soon, in the meantime: Support us on Patreon

I vote for you to keep making up chapters and we create a collective headcanon for the series. Best part is that you can wrap up the story as soon as you like!

 

[RollOmega]

-Sumi became a famed author who wrote "My Queen Was Pretended By A Useless Moron So Me, A Commoner Shy Girl, Had To Step Up And Seduce Her" yuri light novel. It is the most successfull light novel of all time in Japan and it spawned several spinoffs like animes, mangas and the sequel "The Useless Moron That Tried To Seduce My Queen Came Back So Me, A Shy Mistress, Will Have To Take Extreme Action".

-Sumi and Chizuru became girlfirends. And both celebrities used their influence to pass gay marriage laws in Japan. It is expected to be approved in the next cabinet reunion.

-Kazuya suddenly dissapeared. There is a rumour about how he was stalking a famed AV actress and was last seen near her vicinity. A corpse was never found. His family laments his loss, although they say the family business is safe thanks to his old best friend who stepped up and made it flourish when they were expecting to close it sometime in the near future when Kazuya supposedly was to take the reigns.

-Mami is the main suspect of the dissapearance of Kazuya, she was given information by an unknown third party about Kazuya's whereabouts. In the days before his dissapearance she was spotted in a Don Quixote buying 3 sets of kitchen knives. The cashier said she looked zoned out and murmuring "useless shit eater". No evidence of connections between her and Kazuya during those days could be found. She is a successfull businesswoman and has a legion of male secretaries. Rumours of work abuse arose when some employees alledgely saw her kicking in the butt a postrating intern, but when interviewed he denied it with the biggest grin in his face.

-Grandma became the second most successful youtuber behind Mini using a vtuber persona. They often collaborate and calls Mini her favourite grandaughter. Rumours of her developing dementia arose since she was asked once about her grandson and answered "Who?"

Poor Ruka.

 

[IronMace1990]

Somehow the real ending will be even worse than this

I despise NTR, but with what Kazu-cuck is doing, I guess he deserves it

 

[ToonLinkHox]

Man, I WISH this was the real ending. Cuckzuya keeps being a cuck, Mini-chan thrives and Mizuhara indeed does go and get bent.

I despise NTR, but with what Kazu-cuck is doing, I guess he deserves it

I also vehemently hate NTR but he is the exception that confirms the rule. He is the one character I think actually NEEDS to get cucked for the story to become interesting. Endorsing loser behavior of that magnitude by having him get the girl in the end would send a terrible message.

 

[mug3n]

Poor Ruka.

I forgot about her tbh, it's been a while since aI read this xD

 

[Rannnnn2]

Real

 

[Meowzilla]

It's finally over! We're free!

 

[Valle_reading_manga]

Man, first seeing the ad (props to whoever made this) now this
Everyone, no matter how clueless or unstructured they are, gotta know it's April Fools by the time they get to "the end" though. That gave it away

 

[sirflimflam]

can this be canon please? especially the note at the end

 

[Lustrist]

story ends with mami the everlasting goat

 

[eviljackspicer]

I'm just pulling y'all's legs, happy april fools! I'll upload the new RAG chapter soon, in the meantime: Support us on Patreon

WHY TRANSLATOR-SAN????

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME???

WHY MUST YOU DENY ME MY BEST ENDING????

 

[Doutorfunga]

-Sumi became a famed author who wrote "My Queen Was Pretended By A Useless Moron So Me, A Commoner Shy Girl, Had To Step Up And Seduce Her" yuri light novel. It is the most successfull light novel of all time in Japan and it spawned several spinoffs like animes, mangas and the sequel "The Useless Moron That Tried To Seduce My Queen Came Back So Me, A Shy Mistress, Will Have To Take Extreme Action".

-Sumi and Chizuru became girlfirends. And both celebrities used their influence to pass gay marriage laws in Japan. It is expected to be approved in the next cabinet reunion.

-Kazuya suddenly dissapeared. There is a rumour about how he was stalking a famed AV actress and was last seen near her vicinity. A corpse was never found. His family laments his loss, although they say the family business is safe thanks to his old best friend who stepped up and made it flourish when they were expecting to close it sometime in the near future when Kazuya supposedly was to take the reigns.

-Mami is the main suspect of the dissapearance of Kazuya, she was given information by an unknown third party about Kazuya's whereabouts. In the days before his dissapearance she was spotted in a Don Quixote buying 3 sets of kitchen knives. The cashier said she looked zoned out and murmuring "useless shit eater". No evidence of connections between her and Kazuya during those days could be found. She is a successfull businesswoman and has a legion of male secretaries. Rumours of work abuse arose when some employees alledgely saw her kicking in the butt a postrating intern, but when interviewed he denied it with the biggest grin in his face.

-Grandma became the second most successful youtuber behind Mini using a vtuber persona. They often collaborate and calls Mini her favourite grandaughter. Rumours of her developing dementia arose since she was asked once about her grandson and answered "Who?"

The fuck did the rental android do to deserve Sumi?

 

[onichin]

I'm just pulling y'all's legs, happy april fools! I'll upload the new RAG chapter soon, in the meantime: Support us on Patreon

I am bumping up my offer to 5.50 and some pocket lint to drop this series

This made-up chapter would be a good enough ending for the series, you did something Reiji could never do.