It's so tragically relatable to me that Tabata has such a low self-esteem she thinks that was a "I like you as a friend"
Been there, done that. I still feel embarrassed about it years later
Written in the victims own blood at the scene of the crime: "He's too cute... Auuuugggghhhh"
After that the news cast parodies the cave scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It's late, my brain couldn't be assed to work out the details of the sketch. I will give it a stern reprimand for dereliction of duty tomorrow when I'm less sleepy.