Argument Thread

[Richman]

I'm not a native english speaker, but even i get a little triggered with grammar mistakes. Of course, i'm also not expecting everyone to speak/write perfectly and most of the time, i laugh at the mistakes others made because i probably also made them myself.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane
Speaking of causes of death, it seems the Japanese mangoes were right all along:

 

[Halo]

Should have wore a mask.

 

[Echonic]

@justforthelulz
I'm guessing he walked in the rain without an umbrella

 

[Tamerlane]

@justforthelulz I blame the fact it was winter and he was 68 years old.

Still, Alexander the Great died of fever because he took the hottest route back to Greece to punish his men for refusing to march onwards

 

[Richman]

@Tamerlane, your death is sad, i thought you died like a warrior on the battlefield but turns out you died of wet manga character .

 

[pandascepter]

Timur is East

prove me wrong if you can.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane

I blame the fact it was winter and he was 68 years old.

If only he lived a year two months longer and died on April 20th, then he would have truly been legendary.

 

[Echonic]

@Tamerlane
Too bad you had no hot anime girl to nurse ya back to health. Could've saved you from that horrible cold caused by a couple of rain drops you never dried off.

 

[Tamerlane]

@justforthelulz Hitler was born on 4/20, so he'd usurp that by adding in the funny sex number

@Richman Genghis Khan had it worse. He feel off his horse, though folk tales say a princess put razors into her..."lady parts" to kill him, which, whilst funny, didn't happen.

Very few legendary warriors actually died in battle, which probably the most notable individual for how badass the last stand was being Yukimura Sanada, along with all these people.
Other than that there's Pyrrhus of Epirus, from which we get the term "pyrrhic victory" and Edward Bruce, who was Scottish, which is all you need to know

@Echonic he had 43 wives and concubines. Madlad.

 

[Richman]

@Tamerlane
Speaking of our good friend Genghis, i'm going to donate a book about his life written in first person and it has a letter written "by him" where he speaks about being king of the world.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane @Echonic

he had 43 wives and concubines. Madlad.

See, that's the problem with a harem of that size; all the ladies will be fighting each other over every scrap of attention to the point they forget to actually take care of you and then you just fucking die of a common cold.

 

[Echonic]

@Tamerlane
Is that really something to be proud of though when none of them could magic away your cold.

 

[Richman]

all the ladies will be fighting each other over every scrap of attention to the point they forget to actually take care of you and then you just fucking die of a common cold.

Didn't they have something like a rank system? Where some concubines were more important and received more attention than others?

 

[pandascepter]

This thread become a Historical Fanbase Corner so quick.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman

Didn't they have something like a rank system? Where some concubines were more important and received more attention than others?

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that backstabbing hoes and unscrupulous bitches weren't a thing back then.

 

[pandascepter]

@justforthelulz
wheezzeee

 

[Echonic]

@pandascepter
Really i thought it was us making fun of timur?! oh god am i a nerd now?

 

[Tamerlane]

@Echonic @justforthelulz

To be fair, he was on campaign to invade the Ming when he died in Kazakhstan. His wives/concubines probably wouldn't be going there, especially because a good portion of them were political in nature

Also, while we don't know for sure that it was the common cold, it's best to keep in mind that any disease or illness could kill you because of how shit medicine was

 

[justforthelulz]

@Echonic @pandascepter

This thread become a Historical Fanbase Corner so quick.
Really i thought it was us making fun of timur?! oh god am i a nerd now?