Brainrot Girlfriend - Ch. 10.5 - Wrong "era"

[GastrointestinalLot]

His hardware made her software update

 

[Mangamoz]

Psst, hey you sussy coomer.
Wanna see da secret plap plaps?

Google "hornee borgar" to make you happy long time.

 

[Redd_____]

THE SEX UPDATE!

 

[vhr2121]

Why is this marked as English

Because at THE VERY LEAST the boyfriend speaks in English...

 

[JethroBodine]

 

[CulR]

Why is this marked as English

don't you mean why isn't?

oh nvm I see. Yeah this isn't english.

 

[Andasen]

I fear the one that actually knows what each words have to means

 

[Late_Komei]

Still don’t know what she said but I still like what I see. Thanks for the chapter.

Sometimes, that's all that matters.

 

[NotAF2P]

I think this is beyond "suggestive"

 

[EnderWin]

what the fuck

 

[splatsoni]

oh

 

[SleepierBoi]

Lets see how Crystal Blitz voice acts this >

 

[Treswimming]

"Staph yeetin' my drip!" made me laugh. Gonna use that one someday.

 

[DeOneChester]

I'm not familiar with this dialect of brainrot

 

[NARESH4444]

Alright here's my best translation:



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Original Comment:
Normally I tried to provide the translations, but this one confused me. Like I understand the brain rot terms individually but I don't see how it works in this chapter.

All I know is that he used older slang (like 2010) and she called him an NPC and updated her vocabulary.

Personal Theory: I think author grew up on brain rot from CoD MW days (2008-2014) based off of chapter 8 and how he makes the boy talk.

The brain rot goes further then that,since she made several very old Touhou statements in prior chapters.

 

[luigiymario2]

You know what? I would hit it raw both drunk and sober ngl lol

 

[Procot]

Let her do the hawk tuah first

 

[Angelonius]

He's gonna get boober'd.

 

[Hellboynew]

I still don't know what she saying but she still hot soo 🤷

 

[athros]

That moment when even after 10 chapter you still can't understand what the fuck she's saying without any help from nice translators in the forum: