Casual chatting thread

[Basic_human]

don't talk as if you were part of Ban and Pan Funeral Services and Co.

That sound like a title of fictional mortuary service inside of 40 minutes indie horror game with ps2 graphic

 

[solstice258]

Bro… someone actually made a cult like that?? 😱 The absolute horror. Just thinking about it gives me the chills.

Yes... They're so sinister that not even the detectives dare to investigate them...

 

[DavidianMillerian]

An unofficial name, the actual name is Panda and Co. Funeral Home. Would you like to browse our services? Our customers love our business! It's worth dying for after all, 8 out of 10 customers don't come back!

was about to type a whole ass essay with pictures included explaining the origin of you and @Angry_Panda's organization before you posted this

 

[mylovenovels]

Army? What army? There is no army here, nor a highly dangerous weapon of mass destruction, nor oppression, nor rigged vote and score. Everything here is natural, free, and democratic.

Man you don't get how much I love these hamsters

 

[Basic_human]

An unofficial name, the actual name is Panda and Co. Funeral Home. Would you like to browse our services? Our customers love our business! It's worth dying for after all, 8 out of 10 customers don't come back!

A must try, at least once!!

One of Mangadex forum's famous

 

[BakedBanana]

was about to type a whole ass essay with pictures included explaining the origin of you and @Angry_Panda's organization before you posted this

Go ahead, we always love reviews and essays about our business.

A must try, at least once!!

One of Mangadex forum's famous

Right beside the Forum Cemetery, a side business of yours truly. I promise to update the toll soon.

 

[mylovenovels]

An unofficial name, the actual name is Panda and Co. Funeral Home. Would you like to browse our services? Our customers love our business! It's worth dying for after all.

Well, since I know too much… I might as well start browsing for a nice coffin..

8 out of 10 customers don't come back!

No kidding aren't they dead...

 

[DavidianMillerian]

No kidding aren't they dead...

remember, that statistic exists because 2 of their customers came back

and one of them even left a review on the service

 

[Basic_human]

Man you don't get how much I love these hamsters

This weird hampter is surprisingly wholesome. It's like smiling friends character

 

[BakedBanana]

and one of them even left a review on the service

Let's not forget how Panda and I responded, we were very professional and calm with you.

Menhera-chan chapter 19

 

[mylovenovels]

remember, that statistic exists because 2 of their customers came back

and one of them even left a review on the service

Yeah… if you value your afterlife, just… never ever.
Seriously, a 3‑person burial crew sounds like a death sentence on paper literally

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Let's not forget how Panda and I responded, we were very professional and calm with you.

Menhera-chan chapter 19

...well, one of you were.

 

[mylovenovels]

This weird hampter is surprisingly wholesome. It's like smiling friends character

They are so cute and ugly at the same time

 

[Basic_human]

Also @BakedBanana should we make funeral for the banned? Like madologist and such?

I think it will be nice thing to increase the business statistic, dont you think? One more costumer that does not come back. It's good marketing strategy

 

[yogurtman250]

Btw @yogurtman250 what you think about the biscoff cheese cake viral thingy?

I actually don't use that many social media sites, such as tiktok or whatever that trend is.

What is your opinion seeing your fellow yoghurt being eaten?

Don't think about it. The less you do, the better.

 

[Manko-sensei]

@Bartolumiu can you add warning points for posting ugly pictures like the onigiri rat above and popular badly drawn memes that threaten humanity sanity?

 

[mylovenovels]

Let's not forget how Panda and I responded, we were very professional and calm with you.

Menhera-chan chapter 19

“Dying to use our services”… yeah, I think they’re already dead What’s next, a spa day in the grave?
Actually a spa day doesn't sound to bad note that down..

 

[mylovenovels]

Also @BakedBanana should we make funeral for the banned? Like madologist and such?

I think it will be nice thing to increase your business statistic, dont you think? One more costumer that does not come back. It's good marketing strategy

Hmmm… maybe even buy some nice flowers and tweak the system so it gives 5 stars… I mean… what? Who said that?

 

[Basic_human]

I actually don't use that many social media sites, such as tiktok or whatever that trend is.

Don't think about it. The less you do, the better.

I can't believe it.....

Hmmm… maybe even buy some nice flowers and tweak the system so it gives 5 stars… I mean… what? Who said that?

Does that mean you leaving soon?

I probably will forget about you if you leave, my memory are that bad. We may not interact much but it's a good time, and in some way we are a like. I will bring you a bouquet💐

 

[a_singular_strike]

Yes... They're so sinister that not even the detectives dare to investigate them...

Shhh, out of sight, out of mind. For a cult like that we need to operate in the shadows.
It also doesn't help that there are a lot of shady cults out there.