MISSING CAT ALERT!!
🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FELINE? 🚨
Name:
@Doedoel
Last Seen: A week ago, probably licking his own fur in a forgotten thread.
Description:
Cat-themed user, possibly a cat in real life.
Frequently found lurking in forums, occasionally gracing threads with his NPC dialogues.
Known for vanishing acts, this time, it’s longer than usual.
Possible Theories:
1. Got stuck in a cardboard box labeled "Free to a good home" and shipped overseas.
2. Entered a deep existential crisis about whether Schrödinger’s Cat is a friend or an enemy.
3. Saw a laser pointer moving too fast and is still chasing it across the internet.
4. Simply napping for seven days straight (respect).
5. Got himself adopted so he could make his new owner pay for his crippling gacha addiction.
If Found: Approach gently. Offer canned tuna or an unread thread. Or say something that can trigger his NPC dialogue "Erm, well that happened".
Return him to MangaDex ASAP before we have to start lighting cat-shaped candles.