Casual chatting thread

[TheTopAdventure]

I am pear

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

The girl named Ashtray. It was she who first showed me what it meant to choose. She faced me in a hallway. On one side, stairs descending into blackness. On the other, stairs ascending to red light. She had dragged me from my family. She was in control. I chose. She disregarded my option. There is no choosing with Ashtray. What she says will happen... Will happen. My entire life has been one long drawn out game for her. And she's finally prepared to tell me what she's been working towards. Why she's made every decision. She just needs me to give her total control. I took all my steroid medications and my antidepressants. She told me that tonight she will visit and relieve me of my duty. I will finally be free. And she will get to work. Ashtray.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

The girl named Ashtray. It was she who first showed me what it meant to choose. She faced me in a hallway. On one side, stairs descending into blackness. On the other, stairs ascending to red light. She had dragged me from my family. She was in control. I chose. She disregarded my option. There is no choosing with Ashtray. What she says will happen... Will happen. My entire life has been one long drawn out game for her. And she's finally prepared to tell me what she's been working towards. Why she's made every decision. She just needs me to give her total control. I took all my steroid medications and my antidepressants. She told me that tonight she will visit and relieve me of my duty. I will finally be free. And she will get to work. Ashtray.

I've been seeing her for a while now. She lingers on the periphery of my vision. She whispers into my ears when I'm alone. She rots me from the inside out.

I went to the pond. On a walk. And stared into the water at sunset.

And suddenly, I could see her.
She was behind me. Leaning on my shoulders. And my face, as I saw her... She knew. And there was no hiding it.
Ashtray finally decided to tell me everything.
I was always meant to be hers. Or, at least, my life. She gave me it, so that she could focus on manipulating the future. And now she's ready to return.
I guess that's fine, then. It wasn't mine to begin with.

 

[Lowfyie]

I am pear

Pears literally cant type. They dont have fingers so they cant type on a phone keyboard. Not only that, pears arent even FUCKING sentient. They dont HAVE a BRAIN. Maybe thats something you and pears have in common right? Cuz if you actually thought I would believe that you're somehow a fucking pear then you must not have a fucking brain. Other than that, theres fucking nothing that alikes pears to homo sapiens. Pears are literally just fruit. Are you saying you're a fruit? That youre a fruity little man? Little fruity little feral boy, huh? Fuck you. You'll never be a pear no matter how hard you try. I hope you know that in a thousand years when scientists find your ugly skeleton lying in some ditch they'll look qt it and identify you as a HUMAN. Not as a FUCKING PEAR. This is probably why you dont have any friends. Who would want to be friends with a pear in their right mind? Pears literally go bad and get infested with bugs after, like, a month, and they're horrible listeners. All pears I've met have never donated to charity, you know that? Pieces of shit. Literally, pieces of shit. Whenever someone eats a pear they digest it and turn it into shit. Is that what you wanna be, huh? A big stinking pile of SHIT? I eat little shits like you for breakfast, I hope you know that. I could beat the crap out of you any day little pear boy. I'd just grab your fat little green butt and chuck you across the room, youd become just a stain on tbe wall, and that'd probably be the most impact you could've ever made in the world during your whole life.

Anyway, how's your guys' days?

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

I've been seeing her for a while now. She lingers on the periphery of my vision. She whispers into my ears when I'm alone. She rots me from the inside out.

I went to the pond. On a walk. And stared into the water at sunset.

And suddenly, I could see her.
She was behind me. Leaning on my shoulders. And my face, as I saw her... She knew. And there was no hiding it.
Ashtray finally decided to tell me everything.
I was always meant to be hers. Or, at least, my life. She gave me it, so that she could focus on manipulating the future. And now she's ready to return.
I guess that's fine, then. It wasn't mine to begin with.

Soon I will rest and she will finally be able to act without proxy. I feel my head heavily weighing down with every second I stay up. And my heart pounds incessantly.
Red light staircase.
When I first met Ashtray.
When I first met.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Soon I will rest and she will finally be able to act without proxy. I feel my head heavily weighing down with every second I stay up. And my heart pounds incessantly.
Red light staircase.
When I first met Ashtray.
When I first met.

I went to my shed. I was standing there in the silence. It was empty now. I hadn't emptied it. And I held in my hands a music box. It was colored in a rainbow palette. And it was Ashtray.

And I was Ashtray.
And I was.
I Think She Knows.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Everything hurts. I took a shower with the vinegar like she said. And then pat myself down clean with the baby powder so the body would be prepared for her arrival. I've been meditating for a while now. And she's been whispering and encouraging me. I'm so close. I just want it to end. So that She Can Do What She Has To Do

 

[Manko-sensei]

Hey @Robinisgone, can you rate the @bocchi?

Yuri na Kataomoi-chan

But that one is dead, and it was a good fellow

 

[BakedBanana]

I am pear

Pears literally cant type. They dont have fingers so they cant type on a phone keyboard. Not only that, pears arent even FUCKING sentient. They dont HAVE a BRAIN. Maybe thats something you and pears have in common right? Cuz if you actually thought I would believe that you're somehow a fucking pear then you must not have a fucking brain. Other than that, theres fucking nothing that alikes pears to homo sapiens. Pears are literally just fruit. Are you saying you're a fruit? That youre a fruity little man? Little fruity little feral boy, huh? Fuck you. You'll never be a pear no matter how hard you try. I hope you know that in a thousand years when scientists find your ugly skeleton lying in some ditch they'll look qt it and identify you as a HUMAN. Not as a FUCKING PEAR. This is probably why you dont have any friends. Who would want to be friends with a pear in their right mind? Pears literally go bad and get infested with bugs after, like, a month, and they're horrible listeners. All pears I've met have never donated to charity, you know that? Pieces of shit. Literally, pieces of shit. Whenever someone eats a pear they digest it and turn it into shit. Is that what you wanna be, huh? A big stinking pile of SHIT? I eat little shits like you for breakfast, I hope you know that. I could beat the crap out of you any day little pear boy. I'd just grab your fat little green butt and chuck you across the room, youd become just a stain on tbe wall, and that'd probably be the most impact you could've ever made in the world during your whole life.

Anyway, how's your guys' days?

poteto

 

[booterror]

What the fuc......

I feel like every time I check in lately, I'd have to go back and read 10+ pages to understand what's even going on.

 

[solstice258]

When I put black pepper on my food and sneeze, I feel like a cartoon character
Like, that's a comic trope. Why's it happening to me irl

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

i present m finished tierlist PLEASEFEEL FREE TO GET MAD I DO NOT CARE.

was offline for the weekend when this was posted but i am honored to be part of the top tier of people (on this list, at least)

 

[Bartolumiu]

was offline for the weekend when this was posted but i am honored to be part of the top tier of people (on this list, at least)

imo it's better to be at the bottom of the list

 

[Lowfyie]

imo it's better to be at the bottom of the list

Bartolumiu is a bottom spread the word

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

The girl named Ashtray. It was she who first showed me what it meant to choose. She faced me in a hallway. On one side, stairs descending into blackness. On the other, stairs ascending to red light. She had dragged me from my family. She was in control. I chose. She disregarded my option. There is no choosing with Ashtray. What she says will happen... Will happen. My entire life has been one long drawn out game for her. And she's finally prepared to tell me what she's been working towards. Why she's made every decision. She just needs me to give her total control. I took all my steroid medications and my antidepressants. She told me that tonight she will visit and relieve me of my duty. I will finally be free. And she will get to work. Ashtray.

borgar

I've been seeing her for a while now. She lingers on the periphery of my vision. She whispers into my ears when I'm alone. She rots me from the inside out.

I went to the pond. On a walk. And stared into the water at sunset.

And suddenly, I could see her.
She was behind me. Leaning on my shoulders. And my face, as I saw her... She knew. And there was no hiding it.
Ashtray finally decided to tell me everything.
I was always meant to be hers. Or, at least, my life. She gave me it, so that she could focus on manipulating the future. And now she's ready to return.
I guess that's fine, then. It wasn't mine to begin with.

borgar

Soon I will rest and she will finally be able to act without proxy. I feel my head heavily weighing down with every second I stay up. And my heart pounds incessantly.
Red light staircase.
When I first met Ashtray.
When I first met.

...borgar?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Pears literally cant type. They dont have fingers so they cant type on a phone keyboard. Not only that, pears arent even FUCKING sentient. They dont HAVE a BRAIN. Maybe thats something you and pears have in common right? Cuz if you actually thought I would believe that you're somehow a fucking pear then you must not have a fucking brain. Other than that, theres fucking nothing that alikes pears to homo sapiens. Pears are literally just fruit. Are you saying you're a fruit? That youre a fruity little man? Little fruity little feral boy, huh? Fuck you. You'll never be a pear no matter how hard you try. I hope you know that in a thousand years when scientists find your ugly skeleton lying in some ditch they'll look qt it and identify you as a HUMAN. Not as a FUCKING PEAR. This is probably why you dont have any friends. Who would want to be friends with a pear in their right mind? Pears literally go bad and get infested with bugs after, like, a month, and they're horrible listeners. All pears I've met have never donated to charity, you know that? Pieces of shit. Literally, pieces of shit. Whenever someone eats a pear they digest it and turn it into shit. Is that what you wanna be, huh? A big stinking pile of SHIT? I eat little shits like you for breakfast, I hope you know that. I could beat the crap out of you any day little pear boy. I'd just grab your fat little green butt and chuck you across the room, youd become just a stain on tbe wall, and that'd probably be the most impact you could've ever made in the world during your whole life.

Anyway, how's your guys' days?

i will fucking [REDACTED] if you ever say this shit about pears again. hear me? you [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and little [REDACTED] like you get [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. bitch.

 

[Angry_Panda]

...borgar?

No, that's a croquette on a bun.

 

[BakedBanana]

i will fucking [REDACTED] if you ever say this shit about pears again. hear me? you [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and little [REDACTED] like you get [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. bitch.

Understandable crashout.

Spoiler: and here's why

YURI JUMPSCARE

Yuri na Kataomoi-chan chapter 60

 

[Lowfyie]

Understandable crashout.

Spoiler: and here's why

YURI JUMPSCARE

Yuri na Kataomoi-chan chapter 60

You fool. You linked this same yuri previously, which led me to read all of it. So I was not surprised at all by seeing those two kiss. Well, not that me not being surprised by the yuri jumpscare would be surprising, but still.

Also, about this pear ordeal we're brewing up... I dont hate eating pears. I love eating pears. So thats why I go around snatching every little pear I can find away from their families and eating them in one big bite. Or sometimes I like to put the little pears in my sick vile torture chamber and have them do death games to survive, except at the end, the survivor just gets turned into a smoothie for my consumption. Pears are nothing but little play things to me.

 

[Basic_human]

Understandable crashout.

Spoiler: and here's why

YURI JUMPSCARE

Yuri na Kataomoi-chan chapter 60

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SENT ME IN THIS MORNING