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also, good morning
I suck at busting nuts, I keep doing it wrong.
I guess a spoon is not the correct tool for that.
Would a hammer work better?
They make this thing called a 'nutcracker', which (for some reason) is named after a ballet with music by a Russian.Would a hammer work better?
I suck at busting nuts, I keep doing it wrong.
I guess a spoon is not the correct tool for that.
I see you have some rather extreme masturbation techniquesWould a hammer work better?
I rarely see those over here, so I have to make do with what I can find.They make this thing called a 'nutcracker', which (for some reason) is named after a ballet with music by a Russian.
I suck at busting nuts, I keep doing it wrong.
I guess a spoon is not the correct tool for that.
Would a hammer work better?
What the fuck are you doing broI could use a cable cutter I have, it has a flat side that can be used to crack open nuts.
Just gotta be careful where I put my fingers...
Making a homebrew trailmix.What the fuck are you doing bro
Just wait until you get to the homemade M&M's.Making a homebrew trailmix.
jerking off with a spoon? thats new but whatever floats your boat igI suck at busting nuts, I keep doing it wrong.
I guess a spoon is not the correct tool for that.
I was my homeroom rep back in highschool, because no one else wanted to do it.Oh!! btw, there was a huge incident with the current student council member of my year so they've kinda lost their influence and they were backing me up for the next election but it seems that their support wouldn't amount to much so I have to heavily rely on my own popularity as class rep....and the opponent this time is a friend of mine (who isn't) who wants to try this stuff out!! I was initially pretty sure that I am going to become the next member but it seems like my friend is popular!!! like really, really really popular..and elections are nothing but popularity polls by themselves... Like the last election, it's going to be an all-out war!!
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The hammer and cable cutter are standard tools, thoughjerking off with a spoon? thats new but whatever floats your boat ig
Oh trying to send me out? Are you scared of losing your crown so much??See you in three months when the next event happens in your life.
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Touhou - Ane no Kokuin (Doujinshi)
You know he's very likely sleeping at this time right? You'll have to wait a few hours for him to wake up to get an answer. And by then, YOU may be asleep yourself. That or when he goes to the bathroom to pee at night I guess.Oh trying to send me out? Are you scared of losing your crown so much??![]()
Nothing, but Cool Ice wanted the other eye, so you are yellow nowWhat did I do this time?
I don't see the nyaNothing, but Cool Ice wanted the other eye, so you are yellow now
I don't see the nya
Look for the nya and the nya shall come to youNothing, but Cool Ice wanted the other eye, so you are yellow now
I see you have some rather extreme masturbation techniques
Unless, of course, you're talking about cracking nuts. Then, a hammer is fine
perverts, all of youjerking off with a spoon? thats new but whatever floats your boat ig
You snooze you lose!!! I am the Ruler of the forums now;!!You know he's very likely sleeping at this time right? You'll have to wait a few hours for him to wake up to get an answer. And by then, YOU may be asleep yourself. That or when he goes to the bathroom to pee at night I guess.
Alas, such is the unfortunate fate of having friends in different timezones.
(I myself should also be asleep now, but I don't respect my body so...)