This reminded me strongly of that classic DOOM comic.
I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS!
I'VE GOTTA HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEADFUL OF MAD!
YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT!
WHO'S THE MAN?
I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN!
HOW BAD? REAL BAD!
I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS!
DON'T NEED A GUN...
GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES!