Lads, just search for someone who knows English to translate.
As a native Spanish speaker that also knows his fair amount of English (fluent level, I'd say, though cockily), it's really noticeable that this was a 1:1 literal translation of each word in spanish to english, and even someone with basic level of English would make something better. But for someone that just knows English, this is an absolute fuckfest that makes no sense.
Ignore the excessively offensive idiots, I bet your work in Spanish is great. But do look around for someone willing to translate to English if you want to keep doing this, it won't be hard work, a massive amount of people are able to speak both languages.
En español: gente, busquen a alguien que sepa inglés para traducirles. Posta que no se entiende un carajo, y es notorio que tradujeron literal palabra a palabra. No funciona así. Un montón de gente sabe inglés y español a la vez, y muchísimas de esas personas están interesadas en manga como para ayudarlos. Seriamente intenten buscar a alguien que los ayude, porque la gente va a preferir ignorar sus traducciones y esperar un poco más si siguen sacando cosas así.